Subject: paki/tamil mix wants SEX with BUTTER CHICKEN
hi
i am half pakistani and half tamil
i want some sex with white guy
i like jock college football player type
i am a bit chubby and have a small dick but very hot
i want to rub some butter chicken on you and eat it yum yum
scat is good also
Can we do it while we watch Top Chef? That show always makes me hungry!
This thing does not look comfortable at all! Everything is squished and folded over into this little pouch with suspenders. The tagline is “The Ultimate Sex Underwear,” what do you think? To see more photos and to purchase (really? REALLY?) head on over to BallBra.com . I just noticed you can order custom sizes! Below is a little How To you’ll need to look at:
One is hanging lower than the other, I hear that’s a sign of intelligence.
Is this some new fetish? I’ve heard of the whole furry thing but animal piñatas?!? I don’t get it. I don’t want to get it. Seems a little uncomfortable to me but I guess if you do it hard enough you get rewarded with tasty treats!! I like tasty treats!
I know a few of you are wishing you were that pinata. SLUTS!!
I couldn’t think of a gay angle to sell this on…but who cares! This amazingly bad 60’s group of sisters give my gay bones the homo-jeebies. They are called ‘The Shaggs’ and are actually obscurely infamous…
“Austin withdrew his daughters from school, bought them instruments, and arranged for them to receive music and vocal lessons. The Wiggin sisters themselves never planned to become a music group, but as Dot later said, “[Austin] was something of a disciplinarian. He was stubborn and he could be temperamental. He directed. We obeyed. Or did our best.”
No gay sheep were harmed in the making of these sweaters. Although, a few gay gerbils have gone missing. Poor gay gerbils…giving their tiny lives for these ugly sweaters. And we thought they only had to worry about Richard Gere. (Yes another Richard Gere gerbil joke. They never get old)
This isn’t even like a prom photo unless the prom theme was ‘Last Night In The Coalmine, Make It Last Forever.’ It looks more like they went to one of those chain studios in strip malls that Hispanic families go to. Like Image Shots or, if they could afford it, JCPenney Portrait Studio.
A. I don’t like that they are looking directly through my soul and B. I don’t think the guy on the left has legs. Very unnerving.
This song could either be the sexiest song ever or the creepiest stalker song ever. Either way, the latest from UK weirdos Bat For Lashes is equal parts eerie, slinky and gay in the sense that these BMX guys are wearing animal masks whilst poppin’ wheelies in the middle of the forest.
I’m pretty sure that’s some sort of zany fetish but I’m much too lazy to google it right now. Any takers?
This photo makes me dizzy. I don’t even know where to begin. It’s like a Peter Pan inspired jump suit made out of parachute material. With little white ties to cinch it up and make it even tighter. His mushroom top haircut though is near perfection, I have nothing bad to say about it.
