Personally I’m not a big fan of feet, so sandals and flip-flops are not my thing. But the gays sure seem to love them and will wear them pretty much anywhere. Even out clubbing….in the winter. And don’t even get me started on wearing them on a crowded dance floor. Oh, what? Someone stepped on your foot and now it’s badly mutilated. Good. Maybe now you will have to wear shoes to cover up your nasty, mangled footsie.
I think I got sidetracked…I meant to post about these disgusting new sandals I saw over at A Man’s Fashion blog. No straps, just your “toe cleavage” to hold on to them. I don’t even think I have that much space between my big toe and the other one (I’m not up on my toe terminology). It looks a little painful. I can’t wait until I see a douchey gay in WeHo wear these things. I will giggle like a Japanese school girl.
