Via Ananova :
“The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites,” he said.
“All testicles can be eaten – except human, of course.”
Good to know these things. And in related news Rachel Ray gets dirty with an ear of corn .
If every time a straight girl dropped her towel to get butt-ass nekkid and a cute and cuddly koala bear came tumbling out for a hug, I would totally reconsider this whole gay thing.
Bear 1: “Oooh yeah rub that Contra cartridge on my chest…”
Bear 2: “Mmm slap me with that Zelda, slap it, now tickle my scrotum with the R.C. Pro-AM…”
Bear 1: “Yeahhh suck on that controller…B, A, Select, Start!!”
Bear 2: “Oh yeah now Zap me with your Zapper, Zap harder…”
I can’t type this anymore. I feel dirty. And I want to play video games.