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Is this some new fetish? I’ve heard of the whole furry thing but animal piñatas?!? I don’t get it. I don’t want to get it. Seems a little uncomfortable to me but I guess if you do it hard enough you get rewarded with tasty treats!! I like tasty treats!

I know a few of you are wishing you were that pinata. SLUTS!!

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Let’s face it…any photo of Peter Allen is going to be gay. But this pic of the Boy from Oz is gayer than a Catholic Priest at a Boy Scout sleepover. Yes, Liza’s first husband was a bit over the top, but he pulled it off in a time before Will and Grace or Queer as Folk made it OK with middle America to be so flamboyant. So, if you get caught between the Moon and New York City…let’s just hope that it’s in this outfit cause the best that you can do is fall in love and the worst that you can do is pick up a trick who’s into sluts!!

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No gay sheep were harmed in the making of these sweaters. Although, a few gay gerbils have gone missing. Poor gay gerbils…giving their tiny lives for these ugly sweaters. And we thought they only had to worry about Richard Gere. (Yes another Richard Gere gerbil joke. They never get old)

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Ryan Pfluger is amazing. He also has a blog. I’m a man of few words. At least tonight. I’m drinking wine and listening to Martha Wainright, how gay is that? BLOODY MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!! (That’s the lyric…I’m not calling you that).

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Be Internet Famous!!

Ok, not really…but if you win we will publish your photo on GAYESTEVER.COM and who knows maybe the man (or woman) of your dreams will see you! And they will find you on Myspace and you will live happily ever after on a field of clouds with ponies and unicorns and lollipops!

You also win the amazingly awesome Gayest Badge Ever to put on your Myspace or whatever website you please…Won’t your mom be proud?!?!

::SUBMISSION RULES & GUIDELINES::

1. Any photo that you have currently anywhere on your profile is eligible.

2. Must be over 18.

3. They can be XTina dirty but not Britney dirty. In other words, we don’t want to see your junk. OK, maybe some of us do…but you shouldn’t even have those on your Myspace anyhow.

4. Tell Your Friends!

5. Submit by messaging the photo link to our Myspace Inbox or you can email to gayestever (at) gmail.com

6. This is meant to be fun and not taken too seriously! Have fun with it and send us your crazy, sexy, fierce, fabulous, goofy, creative, hot PICS. Up to 5 per person.

7. Your photos will be judged by a highly qualified panel of gay experts and a couple drunks. Your photos will be judged on the following criteria: Gayness, Hotness, Fierceness, and Creativity.

THANKS!!!

* This is obviously not in any way in conjunction with Myspace, Myspace is a registered trademark of Myspace and Tom (guessing?). Please don’t sue our gay asses.

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Just in time for Fathers Day GayestEver.com will be releasing an entire set of Gayest President Photos Ever trading card stickers. Oh, man…the Lincoln one is FLAMING!

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