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Even though it’s August, Ryan Seacrest’s parents already know what their little boy wants for Christmas. ”He’s asked for the same thing every year since he was 7 years old” says proud Papa Seacrest. ”100,000 dildos. I don’t know what he does with them or how he always runs out by the next year, but all the hard work is worth it when we see his tiny, gnome-like face light up on Christmas morning,” says Mrs. Seacrest with a tear in her eye. They truly are Santa’s helpers. (OK, not really Seacrest’s parents but you know he has at least 10 of these around the house). God Bless Us Everyone-Seacrest Out!!
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