I don’t understand why the man in this music video (by Valley Lodge) is so sullen over all his furniture being hot naked men? Oh, I get it. He likes Vag. WASTE! He should Craigslist that shit.
We had such a fab response to our Gayest Album Covers Ever post last week! Special thanks and an inappropriate squeeze goes to Joe. My. God. for picking it up and sparking a comment frenzy on his site. Thanks everyone who suggested covers that we missed and for pointing out the Village People cover was a fake!
The world of album covers is truly gayer than we thought! So much so that we decided to put together a whole gallery of 88 covers that we think are the gayest album covers of all time! Also a thank you and a playful ass slap goes to Fritz over at AlbumArtExchange.com for supplying most of the cover art.
By now you have all seen Adam Lambert’s cover art which many people are calling the “gayest album cover ever” (we would say those people are stealing our shtick but I’m pretty sure we stole it first…so let’s just move on) BUT have you seen this fierceness?:
The Gayest Ever Research Team (very prestigious) hunted down some fabulous album covers that give Adam Lambert a run for his gay money. Some you’ve probably seen before (there are other “lists” on the web that have the same 7 covers) but we may have unearthed a few surprises. Which one do you think is the Gayest Album Cover Ever!?!
OMGAYD! I CAN BEAR-LY STAND IT! IT’S ALMOST EM-BEAR-ISING HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS! OK, seriously these furry friends aren’t that bad…I could get into this. BearForce1 is the world’s first true ‘bear band’ (according to there pastel colored official site) and I say BRING IT!
But I am questioning the “bearness” of 2 of the members. Don’t they need to put on a few more pounds? or is it just the hair that makes them “Bears?” What are “Otters?” Can someone explain this to me?
Music video for Pete’s new single ‘Last Of The English Roses’, taken from the forthcoming album ‘Grace / Wastelands…
Out of nowhere man on man kissage! WHA? WHO? WHY? It’s weird kissing though. Pete is sort of just awkwardly closing the other guys mouth with his. Not hot.
An uber-gay explosion of Lady Gaga featuring her singles “Boys Boys Boys” from her debut album “The Fame,” and “Fashion” from the “Confessions of a Shopaholic” soundtrack.
I aimed to create a piece of video so sugary sweet…so unabashedly celebratory…so inherently, unapologetically GaGa…that it would melt the part of the brain that absorbs pop music into a quivering, titillated mess. It’s difficult to define the one and only Lady with a lesser lady, so I tried my best with six men!
Rumor has it the hot guy at the beginning is straight. The others however are gayer than a pink unicorn prancing on a cloud made of fairy dust and cocks. Trust me, I’ve seen them in WeHo.
I couldn’t think of a gay angle to sell this on…but who cares! This amazingly bad 60’s group of sisters give my gay bones the homo-jeebies. They are called ‘The Shaggs’ and are actually obscurely infamous…
“Austin withdrew his daughters from school, bought them instruments, and arranged for them to receive music and vocal lessons. The Wiggin sisters themselves never planned to become a music group, but as Dot later said, “[Austin] was something of a disciplinarian. He was stubborn and he could be temperamental. He directed. We obeyed. Or did our best.”
Although most likely not gay at all (that one would make a fagtastic bear though) I have found my new favorite band (or duo. whatever). Hopefully they will still be tomorrow when my musical pallet has completely turned over (gays are so fickle). I might be late to jump on the trendy train on this one (they came out last year), but I don’t give a shyat. I love the groovy rhythmic hooks laced with witty and sometimes dirty lyrics. Listen to “Momma’s Boy” and “Needy Girl”
Those darn Russians are so provacative, so perverse. Who would have thought to put a picture of an old man on the cover of GQ in drag to look like Madonna. I can’t believe they…wait, what? Oh, sorry…doesn’t Madonna look great!!