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You’re looking at a revolution! Naked men in colorful fashion socks with cool shades. Oh, if only this dream for American men had come true!

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OMGAYD! I CAN BEAR-LY STAND IT! IT’S ALMOST EM-BEAR-ISING HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS! OK, seriously these furry friends aren’t that bad…I could get into this. BearForce1 is the world’s first true ‘bear band’ (according to there pastel colored official site) and I say BRING IT!

But I am questioning the “bearness” of 2 of the members. Don’t they need to put on a few more pounds? or is it just the hair that makes them “Bears?” What are “Otters?” Can someone explain this to me?

Make sure you listen to “Shake That Thing“

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These giant shoes are getting all hot and bothered by the little men rubbing their naughty bits all over their smooth soles…

(Photographed by Paul Graves)

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Man, this blog has been shitty lately…I think it’s time for a little injection of Gaylord Fierceness!!

FIRST OFF…I’ve always had a thing for Luchadors, especially one’s that are fit and take it off…I also have a thing for Matadors but that’s another post.

The photographer is pretty amazing …his name is Joseph Bleu:

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PHOTOGRAPHER: SBASTIEN

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This thing does not look comfortable at all! Everything is squished and folded over into this little pouch with suspenders. The tagline is “The Ultimate Sex Underwear,” what do you think? To see more photos and to purchase (really? REALLY?) head on over to BallBra.com .  I just noticed you can order custom sizes! Below is a little How To you’ll need to look at:

One is hanging lower than the other, I hear that’s a sign of intelligence.

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At least I think that’s an inflatable dolphin that Joey Kirchner is riding in these hot shots by Polaroid artist Jeremy Kost. You can see more of Joey over at El Q Magazine.

Joey is represented by Major Model Management.

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We’re all about proliferating rumors that have no real merit and OK maybe I just wanted an excuse to post this dirty photo of Jake Shears (from BUTT magazine):

The rumor? Scissor Sisters may be playing a secret gig at the Mercury Lounge in New York City tonight or tomorrow night, according to Arjan’s Writes blog.

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Photographer: BRANDON HERMAN.

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Be Internet Famous!!

Ok, not really…but if you win we will publish your photo on GAYESTEVER.COM and who knows maybe the man (or woman) of your dreams will see you! And they will find you on Myspace and you will live happily ever after on a field of clouds with ponies and unicorns and lollipops!

You also win the amazingly awesome Gayest Badge Ever to put on your Myspace or whatever website you please…Won’t your mom be proud?!?!

::SUBMISSION RULES & GUIDELINES::

1. Any photo that you have currently anywhere on your profile is eligible.

2. Must be over 18.

3. They can be XTina dirty but not Britney dirty. In other words, we don’t want to see your junk. OK, maybe some of us do…but you shouldn’t even have those on your Myspace anyhow.

4. Tell Your Friends!

5. Submit by messaging the photo link to our Myspace Inbox or you can email to gayestever (at) gmail.com

6. This is meant to be fun and not taken too seriously! Have fun with it and send us your crazy, sexy, fierce, fabulous, goofy, creative, hot PICS. Up to 5 per person.

7. Your photos will be judged by a highly qualified panel of gay experts and a couple drunks. Your photos will be judged on the following criteria: Gayness, Hotness, Fierceness, and Creativity.

THANKS!!!

* This is obviously not in any way in conjunction with Myspace, Myspace is a registered trademark of Myspace and Tom (guessing?). Please don’t sue our gay asses.

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Who wears short shorts !?!

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