I don’t understand why the man in this music video (by Valley Lodge) is so sullen over all his furniture being hot naked men? Oh, I get it. He likes Vag. WASTE! He should Craigslist that shit.
In an effort to appeal to the emerging beefy-mexican-dropping-the-kids-off-at-the-pool-fetish demographic Ginch Gonch has released a new line of underwear entitled the ‘Load’n Dump’n Collection.’ The line includes underwear with names like (this is totally true) ‘Pooper Scooper’ and ‘Bumper Dumper.’
IDK. IDK. This ad confuses me. Also confusing me…the blowing in the wind cock formations on the Ginch Gonch website:
Matthew Mitcham, the Aussie swimmer who will be going for the gold in BeijingĀ (he can go for my gold all night long…I don’t know what the means) loves MANGOS (very gay) and has a tongue ring (gayest ever). The Advocate just did a little feature on him with more hot photos that will probably make you ‘man pregnant’ just by looking at them.