Gayest Boots Ever
May 12, 2010 • advertisements, Fashion, men, vintage • Comments
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7 Sexy Gayish Style Trends for 2010
January 4, 2010 • Best Of, Fashion, funny, hotness, men, random, vintage • Comments
7. KNIT! OK, so 2010 is going to be all about knit. Knit shorts, knit shirts, knit speedos, knit EVERYTHING. Except knit scarves- Ugh please, those are so OUT.
Check out more knit garMENts here.
6. Shirts with jizz on them! Nothing says I want you to splooch on my chest like this cute little tee:
Available for purchase here.
5. Rags and Bones! Because it’s every twinks dream to be so skinny that their bones protrude out of their body.
VIA Queer The Pitch
The best are yet to come…
GAYEST GIANT SHOES EVER
March 19, 2009 • Fashion, hotness, men, photographers, photos • Comments
These giant shoes are getting all hot and bothered by the little men rubbing their naughty bits all over their smooth soles…
(Photographed by Paul Graves)
Gayest Winter Wear Jock Strap Ever
December 21, 2008 • Best Of, Fashion, holidays, photos, random, ugly • Comments
Just because it can be made, doesn’t mean it should be made.
It looks like the first furry banana hammock won some sort of ‘Best Fur Jock Strap’ award. I wonder what prestigious organization gives out such awards, and what qualifications you need to become a judge. It does look a little more comprehensive than the second, covering your entire jewel box and not just a silly strip up the middle.
Stolen from Bryanboy (I’ve been thinking our url, gayestever.com, should probably just forward to his site because we really can’t compete with his level of gayest everness.)
I think I’ve figured out my halloween costume for next year: One of these highly fashionable Alexis Mabille couture bow ties with the little poofy balls bouncing on my shirtless chest, A pair of the extremely sexy thong Ball Bras stopping my other ‘poofy’ balls from bouncing about, and these little neon green strapless sandals. What will I be dressed as you may be asking? THE SEXIEST GAY MAN EVER!
That 70′s Gay
November 12, 2008 • advertisements, Fashion, random, vintage • Comments
So correct me if I’m wrong, but was 70′s not the gayest, if not THE gayest, time period for men’s fashion? Regardless of your sexual orientation, every guy that I’ve seen old pictures of (including my Dad) straight up looked like street-walking trannies or like these gaylords here who share an affinity for matching paisley print ties and man-on-man relations.
P.S. What’s Crimplene? You can find the fascinating history of Crimplene here.
Gayest Bra For Your Balls Ever
November 12, 2008 • comedy, Fashion, men, random, video, youtube • Comments
This thing does not look comfortable at all! Everything is squished and folded over into this little pouch with suspenders. The tagline is “The Ultimate Sex Underwear,” what do you think? To see more photos and to purchase (really? REALLY?) head on over to BallBra.com . I just noticed you can order custom sizes! Below is a little How To you’ll need to look at:
One is hanging lower than the other, I hear that’s a sign of intelligence.
Gayest Ever’s Weekend Hotness 2
October 4, 2008 • Fashion, hotness, magazines, men, photographers, photos, websites • Comments
My Gayest Ever Bone Rattles for Milo Ventimiglia, Not Elizabeth Berkley
August 12, 2008 • celebrities, Fashion, hotness, magazines, men, photographers, photos, websites • Comments
“Our magazine is based on the idea that a corduroy jacket never goes out of style. In the same way, we profile actors, musicians, designers and fine artists who aren’t looking to follow mainstream trends, but rather focused on creating something classic.”
Ummm OK, I love the photos and interview (totally lied…haven’t read it) with Milo Ventimiglia in your new issue of Corduroy Magazine. But this issue also includes Elizabeth Berkley?!? I don’t really think of the Showgirl / phoned-in host of “Step It Up and Dance” as someone who doesn’t follow mainstream trends or is focused on “creating something classic.” But then again, it is true that a quality black spandex g-string never really goes out of style…
Personally I’m not a big fan of feet, so sandals and flip-flops are not my thing. But the gays sure seem to love them and will wear them pretty much anywhere. Even out clubbing….in the winter. And don’t even get me started on wearing them on a crowded dance floor. Oh, what? Someone stepped on your foot and now it’s badly mutilated. Good. Maybe now you will have to wear shoes to cover up your nasty, mangled footsie.
I think I got sidetracked…I meant to post about these disgusting new sandals I saw over at A Man’s Fashion blog. No straps, just your “toe cleavage” to hold on to them. I don’t even think I have that much space between my big toe and the other one (I’m not up on my toe terminology). It looks a little painful. I can’t wait until I see a douchey gay in WeHo wear these things. I will giggle like a Japanese school girl.
This picture doesn’t make much sense. A super cute couple in horrible clothes sniffing each other? But then it all makes sense when you realize there’s crystal meth under her cap, he has no teeth and she’s smiling because she’s about to skin him alive and sell his hide for more meth!! Awwww…true love, HAPPY TUESDAY!!