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We’re all about proliferating rumors that have no real merit and OK maybe I just wanted an excuse to post this dirty photo of Jake Shears (from BUTT magazine):

The rumor? Scissor Sisters may be playing a secret gig at the Mercury Lounge in New York City tonight or tomorrow night, according to Arjan’s Writes blog.

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Via Superficial Gallery.

Gay men (including that beefcake host in the video) know how important it is to keep the hindquarters sparkling fresh and clean…FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. This product could actually help (for those unfortunate gay souls not blessed by the Toto gods). But I hope a little instruction manual comes with ‘Aaah‘ because I think, if misused, it could make things worse. I don’t want to get into too much detail but I would think waiting until your last couple wipes (bonus wipes you might call them) to add more wetness to your movement, would be a good idea.

(”Oh, man it is so hard to hold all those baby white boxes!” WTF! At around 1:13 in the video.)

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I don’t know what further evidence you need other than this photo of Kevin Spacey obviously trying to fight off this attacking Croatian Twink to prove he is NOT gay. (Sidebar: Watch for FOX’s new show ‘When Gay Croatian Twinks Attack” coming soon.)

Wait a second, that ass looks very familiar…

I knew it! It’s Television and Radio’s lovable Ryan Seacrest! I didn’t know he was Croatian.

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Move over JLO, there’s a new ass in town!! Paparazzi all over town are going crazy for this gay ass and who can blame them?  It’s little, cute, white and gay…reminds me of Mr. Katie Holmes for some reason.  Even has its own myspace page and website.  Take a look.  Beware, it’s a little cheeky!!

His Myspace. His Website.

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