Now I know this site is a marketing ploy to direct you to an online dating site, but the site is totally free and the page is f*cking funny…
10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn

I don’t need another reason.


What a dashing young chap that Ian McKellen was. You’d hit that right? His hair all perfectly coiffed and his jawline strong in the first photo from 1966. The second is from three years earlier when he was 25 and performing on stage in ” A Scent of Flowers” in London.

Move over JLO, there’s a new ass in town!! Paparazzi all over town are going crazy for this gay ass and who can blame them? It’s little, cute, white and gay…reminds me of Mr. Katie Holmes for some reason. Even has its own myspace page and website. Take a look. Beware, it’s a little cheeky!!
His Myspace. His Website.

We totally stole…er…I mean aggregated this from one of our new favorite uber gay blogs, eMackinations. Totally ignoring the fact he hasn’t added us to his blogroll yet, I like this crazy Aussie named Johnny. His site is totally random (porno photos of beefy gay action figures), cruel towards those deserving, has frequent themed posts of hot guys (like Furlicious) and he has good (read gayest ever) taste in music. He also likes to sprinkle in occasional shirtless pics of himself just chillin’ in his yard and let’s not forget about his big black cock.

I wonder what ever happened to that Ellen gal? I hope they let her come out! Those evil Nazi Disney bastards!
This 1996 version of GLAAD‘s homepage was found using the Wayback Machine and also featured a ‘Call To Action’ against an offensive T.J. Maxx commercial:
T.J. Maxx Is Offensive to the Max
In a commercial for T.J. Maxx that ran nationally this week, an effeminate fashion designer in a caftan was hysterically enflamed over the company’s low prices, perpetuating a worn-out and denigrating stereotype about gay men. Whining that “this T.J. Maxx thing” is ruining business for his “gorgeous creations,” the designer throws a fit while his less effeminate assistant tries to calm him. The assistant condescends to him in a weary voice because, like a pouting child, the designer is incapable of caring for himself. After the assistant tries to reassure him that he’s “still the golden boy,” the designer throws a hand to his head, pronouncing, “It’s official-I have a migraine.”
I REALLY want to see this commercial! Anybody that finds it online wins a BIG GAY PRIZE!! UPDATE: I FOUND IT. NO PRIZE FOR YOU. I guess it’s all coming around though as it looks like T.J. Maxx is now courting the gay dollar.

Bromance : “Women greet there female friends with a hug and a kiss so why cant us males greet each other with a passionate hug, kiss or a quick grope. If anything this just strengthens the bond between men.” We agree! Kissing and groping another man is totally not gay!
You know you’re in theater when… : Might as well be called ‘You know you’re gay when…’
The Gay Shaved Cock and Balls Appreciation group : In the Contact Info under ‘Office’ they have listed- “in every bathroom!” Cheeky smoothies!
ABBA: The Facebook Group (Global) : I don’t think I even need to say anything.
Gay men who are not SLUTS! : Notice they only have 93 members.
Huysuz Virjin : “That’s a man Jerry! That’s a man!”
The international Bonds singlet appreciation society : “Chesty, with his characteristically powerful jutting jaw and impressive physique, became a superhero when he pulled on his trusty Chesty Bond Athletic vest.”
save the unicorns…they are almost all extinct : “they are alive, in south mosambique…and also CANDYLAND!!!”
Speedo-mannen : 13 of the sexiest man photos you will ever see.