Gayest Ever. / omfg!

In an effort to appeal to the emerging beefy-mexican-dropping-the-kids-off-at-the-pool-fetish demographic Ginch Gonch has released a new line of underwear entitled the ‘Load’n Dump’n Collection.’ The line includes underwear with names like (this is totally true) ‘Pooper Scooper’ and ‘Bumper Dumper.’

IDK. IDK. This ad confuses me. Also confusing me…the blowing in the wind cock formations on the Ginch Gonch website:

More photos from the line can be found here.

Gayest Bat Boy Sighting Ever: Weekly World News

Gayest Prince Harry Photo Ever: TheSun.co.uk

Ok, So Maybe Chace Crawford Isn’t Gayest Ever: Chace Crawford

Most Pro-Gay President Ever: Change.gov

Gayest Survivor Reunion Ever: YouTube

Gayest Bug Bite Ever: After Elton

Gayest Interview About Lil’ Wentz Ever: PinkIsTheNewBlog

While waiting in line to see Britney live in person and a screening of Britney’s new documentary ‘Britney: For The Record’ one ‘gayest ever’ shows off his Brit moves (fast forward to end of video). I hope he didn’t get left behind like these kids. So sad.

Gayest Romantic Boyband Video Ever: GLAADblog

Gayest Clear Harry Potter Nudie Video Ever: omgblog

Gayest New Queerty Editor Ever: Queerty.com

Gayest “Better Late Than Never, Ahnuld” Statement Ever: Towleroad

Gayest Confusing Courtney Love Blog Ever: Dlisted

Hottest New Congressmen Ever (One of Whom is Gay!): FeyFriends

I just tried to drink a Mojito wine cooler (I know VERY gay) BLEGH! My lushness can usually swallow anything, but not this sugary corn syrup goo shit with a nasty lime bite. Not good kids. Not good. Where was I? Oh, I found this on Thorspace and I had to post it. Anything that Dan Savage ever does falls under the MUST POST category.

Stolen from Bryanboy (I’ve been thinking our url, gayestever.com, should probably just forward to his site because we really can’t compete with his level of gayest everness.)

Via VMAN:

LOL! Someone is a little cheeky over at Soapnet!

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At least I think that’s an inflatable dolphin that Joey Kirchner is riding in these hot shots by Polaroid artist Jeremy Kost. You can see more of Joey over at El Q Magazine.

Joey is represented by Major Model Management.

I didn’t think it was possible for him to take an even gayer photo but check out this photo from the recent Out 100 photo shoot…

via Popnography:

Photo: Greg Lotus

Congratulations Christian! You’re like a little gay jumping bean sprung from a 50’s jail cell. I also imagine this is exactly how you came forth into this world- prancing from your mother’s loins.

Gayest Anderson Cooper Moment Ever: The Stranger

Gayest Guttenberg Jog Ever: Defamer

Gayest Charo Music Video Ever: omgblog

Gayest Fall Out Boy Support for Sad California Gays Ever: MTV.com

Gayest Chief of Staff Ever?: POP.NOGRAPHY