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Gayest Show Ad Ever?

 This holiday season get the gift that keeps on giving, GROUP SHOWER HEADS!  For the man who LOVES to drop the soap.

Just in time for Christmas, underwear that make you look like you have a vagina instead of a penis!  Act now and at no extra cost you can get an “Also in White” tattoo on your outer thigh!!

Hottest Vintage Guy Ever?

It’s times like these when I wish I had a flying Delorean so I could go back in time and help free whatever that is trying to escape his trunks.  Yummy!!

gayish 70s ad

So correct me if I’m wrong, but was 70′s not the gayest, if not THE gayest, time period for men’s fashion? Regardless of your sexual orientation, every guy that I’ve seen old pictures of (including my Dad) straight up looked like street-walking trannies or like these gaylords here who share an affinity for matching paisley print ties and man-on-man relations.

P.S. What’s Crimplene? You can find the fascinating history of Crimplene here.

Gayest Photo of Peter Allen Ever

Let’s face it…any photo of Peter Allen is going to be gay. But this pic of the Boy from Oz is gayer than a Catholic Priest at a Boy Scout sleepover. Yes, Liza’s first husband was a bit over the top, but he pulled it off in a time before Will and Grace or Queer as Folk made it OK with middle America to be so flamboyant. So, if you get caught between the Moon and New York City…let’s just hope that it’s in this outfit cause the best that you can do is fall in love and the worst that you can do is pick up a trick who’s into sluts!!

I couldn’t think of a gay angle to sell this on…but who cares! This amazingly bad 60′s group of sisters give my gay bones the homo-jeebies. They are called ‘The Shaggs’ and are actually obscurely infamous…

From Wikipedia:

“Austin withdrew his daughters from school, bought them instruments, and arranged for them to receive music and vocal lessons. The Wiggin sisters themselves never planned to become a music group, but as Dot later said, “[Austin] was something of a disciplinarian. He was stubborn and he could be temperamental. He directed. We obeyed. Or did our best.”

So scary. Also check out  ‘It’s Halloween.’

Gayest Poodle Ever

September 27, 2008 books, comedy, random, vintage Comments

gilbert the gay poodle
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Vintage Gayest Evers!

September 11, 2008 hotness, men, photos, vintage Comments

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Vintage gays are sooooo hot!!

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