OMFG!
November 11, 2009 • Best Of, comedy, Fashion, hotness, men, models, random, ugly, vintage • Comments
You know about 76% of you are thinking to yourself, “I’d still do him.” I mean there is a lot to look past but at closing time, eh why not.
October 22, 2009 • Best Of, comedy, Fashion, hotness, men, photos, ugly • Comments
If you want my body and you think I’m sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
December 21, 2008 • Best Of, Fashion, holidays, photos, random, ugly • Comments
Just because it can be made, doesn’t mean it should be made.
It looks like the first furry banana hammock won some sort of ‘Best Fur Jock Strap’ award. I wonder what prestigious organization gives out such awards, and what qualifications you need to become a judge. It does look a little more comprehensive than the second, covering your entire jewel box and not just a silly strip up the middle.
November 13, 2008 • celebrities, comedy, politics, random, ugly, video, websites • Comments
I just tried to drink a Mojito wine cooler (I know VERY gay) BLEGH! My lushness can usually swallow anything, but not this sugary corn syrup goo shit with a nasty lime bite. Not good kids. Not good. Where was I? Oh, I found this on Thorspace and I had to post it. Anything that Dan Savage ever does falls under the MUST POST category.
Stolen from Bryanboy (I’ve been thinking our url, gayestever.com, should probably just forward to his site because we really can’t compete with his level of gayest everness.)
I think I’ve figured out my halloween costume for next year: One of these highly fashionable Alexis Mabille couture bow ties with the little poofy balls bouncing on my shirtless chest, A pair of the extremely sexy thong Ball Bras stopping my other ‘poofy’ balls from bouncing about, and these little neon green strapless sandals. What will I be dressed as you may be asking? THE SEXIEST GAY MAN EVER!
Personally I’m not a big fan of feet, so sandals and flip-flops are not my thing. But the gays sure seem to love them and will wear them pretty much anywhere. Even out clubbing….in the winter. And don’t even get me started on wearing them on a crowded dance floor. Oh, what? Someone stepped on your foot and now it’s badly mutilated. Good. Maybe now you will have to wear shoes to cover up your nasty, mangled footsie.
I think I got sidetracked…I meant to post about these disgusting new sandals I saw over at A Man’s Fashion blog. No straps, just your “toe cleavage” to hold on to them. I don’t even think I have that much space between my big toe and the other one (I’m not up on my toe terminology). It looks a little painful. I can’t wait until I see a douchey gay in WeHo wear these things. I will giggle like a Japanese school girl.