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Boy Scouts of America announced that with recent cutbacks, the new boy scout uniforms would have less material.  Surprisingly, local scout leaders and priests had no problem with the uniform change.

For some reason, this picture is giving me a Zamboni!!

Moore, Goode and Dick look out into the field as their rivals Big, Hairy and Pussy huddle to discuss their next play.

Gayest Sad Olympian Ever: SMH

Gayest Photo Regurgitating Panda Ever: Flickr

Gayest Instructional Video Ever: BestWeekEver.TV

Gayest Wii Game Ever: GayGamer.net

Gayest Literal A-ha Video Ever: Towleroad

Matthew Mitcham, the Aussie swimmer who will be going for the gold in Beijing (he can go for my gold all night long…I don’t know what the means) loves MANGOS (very gay) and has a tongue ring (gayest ever). The Advocate just did a little feature on him with more hot photos that will probably make you ‘man pregnant’ just by looking at them.

Who wears short shorts !?!

We totally stole…er…I mean aggregated this from one of our new favorite uber gay blogs, eMackinations. Totally ignoring the fact he hasn’t added us to his blogroll yet, I like this crazy Aussie named Johnny. His site is totally random (porno photos of beefy gay action figures), cruel towards those deserving, has frequent themed posts of hot guys (like Furlicious) and he has good (read gayest ever) taste in music. He also likes to sprinkle in occasional shirtless pics of himself just chillin’ in his yard and let’s not forget about his big black cock.

“This worries me….Don’t booorreee Nina…”

What’s the hardest part about rollerblading?

Telling your dad that you’re gay.