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Moore, Goode and Dick look out into the field as their rivals Big, Hairy and Pussy huddle to discuss their next play.

Legally Brown: The Search For The Next Piragua Guy Ep. 5

View all of them including the grande finale here.

After the Cubby Bernstein webisodes, these are the funniest Broadway-inspired webisodes Ever.  Enjoy!!!

Gayest Torchwood Cast Photos Ever: SuperHeroFan.net
Gayest No on 8 Fundraiser Ever: Towleroad
Gayest Racehorse Ever: The Onion
Gayest Ebert Movie Review Uproar Ever: Defamer
Gayest Mystery Blob Over London Ever: DailyMail.co.uk
Still the Gayest HSM Character Ever: After Elton

Gayest Sad Olympian Ever: SMH

Gayest Photo Regurgitating Panda Ever: Flickr

Gayest Instructional Video Ever: BestWeekEver.TV

Gayest Wii Game Ever: GayGamer.net

Gayest Literal A-ha Video Ever: Towleroad

“Aaahh put it away!! I change my mind! It’s burning me!!! I thought you were just kidding about the death ray emmitting from your penis!!”

So stupid.

Is this some new fetish? I’ve heard of the whole furry thing but animal piñatas?!? I don’t get it. I don’t want to get it. Seems a little uncomfortable to me but I guess if you do it hard enough you get rewarded with tasty treats!! I like tasty treats!

I know a few of you are wishing you were that pinata. SLUTS!!

Via Ananova:

“The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites,” he said.

“All testicles can be eaten – except human, of course.”

Good to know these things. And in related news Rachel Ray gets dirty with an ear of corn.

This ancient tree in Venezuela is worshipped by the local natives. It is said that if you ejaculate four times on it’s base you will be blessed with good luck for one year and a creamy facial.

Gayest Fall Out Boys Ever: The Advocate

Gayest Google Ever: Towleroad

Anti-Gayest Prop. 8 Ad Ever: GoodAsYou.org

Gayest Survivor Pee-Pee Slip Ever (NSFW): OMGBlog

Gayest Gossip Guys Ever: Towleroad

Gayest Sarah Palin BFF Ever: The Stranger

Gayest Celine Song Ever: Popnography

Let’s face it…any photo of Peter Allen is going to be gay. But this pic of the Boy from Oz is gayer than a Catholic Priest at a Boy Scout sleepover. Yes, Liza’s first husband was a bit over the top, but he pulled it off in a time before Will and Grace or Queer as Folk made it OK with middle America to be so flamboyant. So, if you get caught between the Moon and New York City…let’s just hope that it’s in this outfit cause the best that you can do is fall in love and the worst that you can do is pick up a trick who’s into sluts!!

Via Superficial Gallery.

Gay men (including that beefcake host in the video) know how important it is to keep the hindquarters sparkling fresh and clean…FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. This product could actually help (for those unfortunate gay souls not blessed by the Toto gods). But I hope a little instruction manual comes with ‘Aaah‘ because I think, if misused, it could make things worse. I don’t want to get into too much detail but I would think waiting until your last couple wipes (bonus wipes you might call them) to add more wetness to your movement, would be a good idea.

(“Oh, man it is so hard to hold all those baby white boxes!” WTF! At around 1:13 in the video.)