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This photo makes me dizzy. I don’t even know where to begin. It’s like a Peter Pan inspired jump suit made out of parachute material. With little white ties to cinch it up and make it even tighter. His mushroom top haircut though is near perfection, I have nothing bad to say about it.

You know you’ve done it. You’ve been taking the same old photos all night and then BAM! A moment of inspiration and creativity strikes! “Ooooh everyone gather around, now put your feet in!” “Oh fun shot!” “Facebook!” “Send it to me!” GAY! Bonus GAY points if you are wearing strappy sandals. More gay points if you all happen to be wearing the same strappy European sandals in different colors.

This really must stop.

FROM AN ACTUAL CRAIGSLIST.ORG M4M AD:

shampoo / hair fetish…… (Downtown boston)

I have a HUGE hair / shampoo fetish. I get rock hard thinking about washing/shampooing a guy’s hair. If you get into this.. or would like this done, hit me back. If we connect, pls have a decent full head of hair… and enjoy the attention and service I’ll provide.

This is tempting because he does provide an actual service. I mean washing my hair can get pretty tedious and it would be nice to have someone around to do it for me. But how do you even get to this as a fetish? And is certain hair sexier to shampoo than others? Do blondes do it for him more than red heads? And how long would he want to shampoo my head? “Um, ok, I think you got it. Yup, I’m ready to wash it out now. Thanks. See you tomorrow.”

I’m posting this mainly because I love the graphic design of it and I’m impressed by the time put into a flyer for a Wednesday night club. Who goes out on a Wed.? Oh, wait I do. And Thurs. And Fri. And Sat. And…you get the idea. Gays are drunks. Oops, did I generalize. Oh well…glug glug glug.

The bar is Fubar in West Hollywood, CA and it’s always a good time. Things happen there. I won’t say what kind of things. Just things you wouldn’t want your Auntie Bee to see. Unless your Aunt Bee likes Daisy Chains. Kidding. Not Really. Really. Not Really. glug glug glug.

HAY Sailor! Nothing says you are a hot piece of Navy cake ready to come into port like this little sexy suede number…shirt optional.

“Ummm yeah, I’m on Fire Island watching the Tony’s with my boyfriend.”

Not even kidding.