GayestEver.com

For a GAY this could make urinating slightly more difficult.

Thanks to Brandon over at Blue Barnhouse Store for sending me the link to his site. Check them out- they have some pretty witty and hilarious greeting cards. Some of my other favorites are Mr. Inappropriate Boogie and GMILF. Although if I was going to send one to my friend Dave, it would be this.

Two weeks ago, inside my Gmail account I was presented with what was I’m sure a very highly targeted text ad for a baby hoodie that said ‘They Are Raising Me Gay‘ by a company called BabyWit. I thought it was minorly amusing so I bookmarked it to post about later on this site. But alas when I checked the link a few days later the hoodie had VANISHED.

Now maybe it was really popular and sold out OR maybe people complained. Is that taking it too far? To advertise on your child that you are raising them up as a big homo. I’m sure I could email them and clarify all this but do I look like effing Heraldo Rivera to you! They do have some other funny hoodies like the one that has a photo of George Bush and says ‘President PoopieHead.’ HAHAHALOLZ

–Sherlock Homos

Admit it, it’s happened to you.  You’re walking through a park, minding your own business.  All of a sudden a gay comes flying out of the woods, gets on its knees and attaches itself to your pants!  Ever wish to yourself, “I wish I had something to remember the first time a gay flew out of the woods and gave my pants the jaws of life”?  Well, now you can purchase that memory at a low, low cost.  A planter that will remind you of the good old days when you were young, care-free and slutty as all get out.

Available here.