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Gayest Gift I Want For Christmas Ever 16.12.08

Gayest Shower Heads Ever 04.12.08

Gayest Show Ad Ever?

 This holiday season get the gift that keeps on giving, GROUP SHOWER HEADS!  For the man who LOVES to drop the soap.

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Gayest Underwear Ad Ever Featuring a Cholo Taking a Dump in a Dump Truck 28.11.08

Cholo Taking a dump in a dump truck Ginch Gonch

In an effort to appeal to the emerging beefy-mexican-dropping-the-kids-off-at-the-pool-fetish demographic Ginch Gonch has released a new line of underwear entitled the ‘Load’n Dump’n Collection.’ The line includes underwear with names like (this is totally true) ‘Pooper Scooper’ and ‘Bumper Dumper.’

IDK. IDK. This ad confuses me. Also confusing me…the blowing in the wind cock formations on the Ginch Gonch website:

ginch gonch cock formations

More photos from the line can be found here.

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Gayest Foam For Your Butt Ever 30.09.08

Via Superficial Gallery.

Gay men (including that beefcake host in the video) know how important it is to keep the hindquarters sparkling fresh and clean…FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. This product could actually help (for those unfortunate gay souls not blessed by the Toto gods). But I hope a little instruction manual comes with ‘Aaah‘ because I think, if misused, it could make things worse. I don’t want to get into too much detail but I would think waiting until your last couple wipes (bonus wipes you might call them) to add more wetness to your movement, would be a good idea.

(”Oh, man it is so hard to hold all those baby white boxes!” WTF! At around 1:13 in the video.)

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Totally Raunchy Safe For Work (Maybe Not Really) 26.09.08

If every time a straight girl dropped her towel to get butt-ass nekkid and a cute and cuddly koala bear came tumbling out for a hug, I would totally reconsider this whole gay thing.

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Gayest Bathroom Ever 15.09.08

Gayest Bathroom Ever

For a GAY this could make urinating slightly more difficult.

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Gayest Handmade Greeting Cards Ever 04.09.08

Gay Greeting Card 1Gayest Greeting Cards Ever 2

Thanks to Brandon over at Blue Barnhouse Store for sending me the link to his site. Check them out- they have some pretty witty and hilarious greeting cards. Some of my other favorites are Mr. Inappropriate Boogie and GMILF. Although if I was going to send one to my friend Dave, it would be this.

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Gayest Ever And The Case of the Vanishing Gay Baby Hoodie 02.09.08

Two weeks ago, inside my Gmail account I was presented with what was I’m sure a very highly targeted text ad for a baby hoodie that said ‘They Are Raising Me Gay‘ by a company called BabyWit. I thought it was minorly amusing so I bookmarked it to post about later on this site. But alas when I checked the link a few days later the hoodie had VANISHED.

Now maybe it was really popular and sold out OR maybe people complained. Is that taking it too far? To advertise on your child that you are raising them up as a big homo. I’m sure I could email them and clarify all this but do I look like effing Heraldo Rivera to you! They do have some other funny hoodies like the one that has a photo of George Bush and says ‘President PoopieHead.’ HAHAHALOLZ

–Sherlock Homos

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Gayest Planter Ever 05.08.08

Gayest Planter Ever

Admit it, it’s happened to you.  You’re walking through a park, minding your own business.  All of a sudden a gay comes flying out of the woods, gets on its knees and attaches itself to your pants!  Ever wish to yourself, “I wish I had something to remember the first time a gay flew out of the woods and gave my pants the jaws of life”?  Well, now you can purchase that memory at a low, low cost.  A planter that will remind you of the good old days when you were young, care-free and slutty as all get out.

Available here.

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