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I’ll take 7 please. K, thx.

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I usually like my unicorn tears filtered but I’m gonna make an exception cause gurl needs to get her shots on right now! Everybody! Shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots…

An erotic comedy for the friends of Dorothy (and their friends too)

My very funny friend has just published his first novel called ‘Group Sex In The Hollywood Hills.’ I just finished reading it and it’s hilarious, really gay and really dirty! What more could you want! More info and to purchase go here.

Even if you don’t purchase please help support gay literature and my friends endeavors! I promise to give anyone who reblogs a handy!

Follow his tumblr too! - groupsexinthehollywoodhills.tumblr.com/

Chuck Neal’s debut novel begins in a rest room stall in Austin Texas and ends in a lavish mansion in the Hollywood Hills. Our hero, Mark, leaves Texas in pursuit of fame and fortune in Los Angeles. Upon arrival, Mark is introduced to a circle of friends who invite him into their world of sex and drugs that Mark finds both intoxicating and hilarious. Mark jumps into their world, but never forgets his quirky and honest sense of humor. With the help of one of these new friends, Mark gets his big break and starts to believe that Hollywood just may be the place for him. However, too much sex, even more Ecstasy use and screwed-up friends become a bad combination. Not even a death among the friends seems to stop Mark on his downward spiral. A final round of group sex at a new place in the Hollywood Hills finds Mark at the bottom of his dangerous drop. It takes a special friend and a special guest to get Mark to see the light. But will he see in time?

Group Sex in the Hollywood Hills is a funny, erotic tale of one man’s search to find both his professional and sexual identity. Join Chuck Neal for group sex…the more the merrier!

I’m so sexcited for Halloween this year! I’m having it taken out a little on the tip and the sides but I think my costume is perfection! It’s the right balance of slutty but not too slutty and as you know knitting is VERY CURRENT.

and it’s ribbed for mutual pleasure! It’s real…you can buy it here. Or watch the annoying video ad with some guy you can’t figure if you think is hot or not after the jump…
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Finally! A suspensory for my sack! My balls are all atwitter!

“C’mon Jimmy stop making me play find the soap…”

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