Gayest Ever. / JUST DANCE!

I want to be her!

 This holiday season get the gift that keeps on giving, GROUP SHOWER HEADS!  For the man who LOVES to drop the soap.

In an effort to appeal to the emerging beefy-mexican-dropping-the-kids-off-at-the-pool-fetish demographic Ginch Gonch has released a new line of underwear entitled the ‘Load’n Dump’n Collection.’ The line includes underwear with names like (this is totally true) ‘Pooper Scooper’ and ‘Bumper Dumper.’

IDK. IDK. This ad confuses me. Also confusing me…the blowing in the wind cock formations on the Ginch Gonch website:

More photos from the line can be found here.

Via Superficial Gallery.

Gay men (including that beefcake host in the video) know how important it is to keep the hindquarters sparkling fresh and clean…FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. This product could actually help (for those unfortunate gay souls not blessed by the Toto gods). But I hope a little instruction manual comes with ‘Aaah‘ because I think, if misused, it could make things worse. I don’t want to get into too much detail but I would think waiting until your last couple wipes (bonus wipes you might call them) to add more wetness to your movement, would be a good idea.

(”Oh, man it is so hard to hold all those baby white boxes!” WTF! At around 1:13 in the video.)

If every time a straight girl dropped her towel to get butt-ass nekkid and a cute and cuddly koala bear came tumbling out for a hug, I would totally reconsider this whole gay thing.

For a GAY this could make urinating slightly more difficult.

Thanks to Brandon over at Blue Barnhouse Store for sending me the link to his site. Check them out- they have some pretty witty and hilarious greeting cards. Some of my other favorites are Mr. Inappropriate Boogie and GMILF. Although if I was going to send one to my friend Dave, it would be this.

Two weeks ago, inside my Gmail account I was presented with what was I’m sure a very highly targeted text ad for a baby hoodie that said ‘They Are Raising Me Gay‘ by a company called BabyWit. I thought it was minorly amusing so I bookmarked it to post about later on this site. But alas when I checked the link a few days later the hoodie had VANISHED.

Now maybe it was really popular and sold out OR maybe people complained. Is that taking it too far? To advertise on your child that you are raising them up as a big homo. I’m sure I could email them and clarify all this but do I look like effing Heraldo Rivera to you! They do have some other funny hoodies like the one that has a photo of George Bush and says ‘President PoopieHead.’ HAHAHALOLZ

–Sherlock Homos

Admit it, it’s happened to you.  You’re walking through a park, minding your own business.  All of a sudden a gay comes flying out of the woods, gets on its knees and attaches itself to your pants!  Ever wish to yourself, “I wish I had something to remember the first time a gay flew out of the woods and gave my pants the jaws of life”?  Well, now you can purchase that memory at a low, low cost.  A planter that will remind you of the good old days when you were young, care-free and slutty as all get out.

Available here.