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Bear 1: “Oooh yeah rub that Contra cartridge on my chest…”

Bear 2: “Mmm slap me with that Zelda, slap it, now tickle my scrotum with the R.C. Pro-AM…”

Bear 1: “Yeahhh suck on that controller…B, A, Select, Start!!”

Bear 2: “Oh yeah now Zap me with your Zapper, Zap harder…”

I can’t type this anymore. I feel dirty. And I want to play video games.

Bromance : “Women greet there female friends with a hug and a kiss so why cant us males greet each other with a passionate hug, kiss or a quick grope. If anything this just strengthens the bond between men.” We agree! Kissing and groping another man is totally not gay!

You know you’re in theater when… : Might as well be called ‘You know you’re gay when…’

The Gay Shaved Cock and Balls Appreciation group : In the Contact Info under ‘Office’ they have listed- “in every bathroom!” Cheeky smoothies!

ABBA: The Facebook Group (Global) : I don’t think I even need to say anything.

Gay men who are not SLUTS! : Notice they only have 93 members.

Huysuz Virjin : “That’s a man Jerry! That’s a man!”

The international Bonds singlet appreciation society : “Chesty, with his characteristically powerful jutting jaw and impressive physique, became a superhero when he pulled on his trusty Chesty Bond Athletic vest.”

save the unicorns…they are almost all extinct : “they are alive, in south mosambique…and also CANDYLAND!!!”

Speedo-mannen : 13 of the sexiest man photos you will ever see.

These shorts remind me of the ones my dad wears…he’s not gay, he just likes short shorts.

You know you’ve done it. You’ve been taking the same old photos all night and then BAM! A moment of inspiration and creativity strikes! “Ooooh everyone gather around, now put your feet in!” “Oh fun shot!” “Facebook!” “Send it to me!” GAY! Bonus GAY points if you are wearing strappy sandals. More gay points if you all happen to be wearing the same strappy European sandals in different colors.

This really must stop.

While he’s no Dallas Raines, Rob Marciano is a pretty damn good looking weatherman. I feel a hot front coming in from down south. hehehe. Wow. I promise to never blog drunk again.

Read his interview with VMAN here.

“This worries me….Don’t booorreee Nina…”

HAY Sailor! Nothing says you are a hot piece of Navy cake ready to come into port like this little sexy suede number…shirt optional.

Available here.

How could this dress be gayer? If it was being worn by SJP.

(and why does my baby daddy insist on A. getting in all my shots and B. pushing a pin in every condom he sees!)

Just in time for Fathers Day GayestEver.com will be releasing an entire set of Gayest President Photos Ever trading card stickers. Oh, man…the Lincoln one is FLAMING!

What’s the hardest part about rollerblading?

Telling your dad that you’re gay.