GayestEver.com

Photographer: BRANDON HERMAN.

Ryan Pfluger is amazing. He also has a blog. I’m a man of few words. At least tonight. I’m drinking wine and listening to Martha Wainright, how gay is that? BLOODY MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!! (That’s the lyric…I’m not calling you that).

Be Internet Famous!!

Ok, not really…but if you win we will publish your photo on GAYESTEVER.COM and who knows maybe the man (or woman) of your dreams will see you! And they will find you on Myspace and you will live happily ever after on a field of clouds with ponies and unicorns and lollipops!

You also win the amazingly awesome Gayest Badge Ever to put on your Myspace or whatever website you please…Won’t your mom be proud?!?!

::SUBMISSION RULES & GUIDELINES::

1. Any photo that you have currently anywhere on your profile is eligible.

2. Must be over 18.

3. They can be XTina dirty but not Britney dirty. In other words, we don’t want to see your junk. OK, maybe some of us do…but you shouldn’t even have those on your Myspace anyhow.

4. Tell Your Friends!

5. Submit by messaging the photo link to our Myspace Inbox or you can email to gayestever (at) gmail.com

6. This is meant to be fun and not taken too seriously! Have fun with it and send us your crazy, sexy, fierce, fabulous, goofy, creative, hot PICS. Up to 5 per person.

7. Your photos will be judged by a highly qualified panel of gay experts and a couple drunks. Your photos will be judged on the following criteria: Gayness, Hotness, Fierceness, and Creativity.

THANKS!!!

* This is obviously not in any way in conjunction with Myspace, Myspace is a registered trademark of Myspace and Tom (guessing?). Please don’t sue our gay asses.

“Our magazine is based on the idea that a corduroy jacket never goes out of style. In the same way, we profile actors, musicians, designers and fine artists who aren’t looking to follow mainstream trends, but rather focused on creating something classic.”

Ummm OK, I love the photos and interview (totally lied…haven’t read it) with Milo Ventimiglia in your new issue of Corduroy Magazine. But this issue also includes Elizabeth Berkley?!? I don’t really think of the Showgirl / phoned-in host of “Step It Up and Dance” as someone who doesn’t follow mainstream trends or is focused on “creating something classic.” But then again, it is true that a quality black spandex g-string never really goes out of style…

WTF am I doing here on this gay ass blog. I don’t even like blogs. Or gays. JK. This blog needs some SMEXYNESS injected in it! AND I love to inject sh*t. So first off is this young gay photographer I found the other day that I HATE. Well I hate that I have the same camera he took some of his shots with and my photos look like you gave a point and shoot to your “slow” cousin. Whatever. His name is Alfred J. Barrera and on his Myspace he says “I like taking photos. I fart and eat.” Keep doing all of that.

You can see more of his work on his photography Myspace and his Flickr.