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Check out this hot new fierceness mixtape brought to you by the lovely Hello $kank. At just a smidgen over 30 minutes, these must-have tracks are perfect for sun tanning/cruising Will Rogers State Beach in your short shorts, working up a sweat/cruising at your local gym in your short shorts, or just plain ol’ cruising bike lanes in short shorts!

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Warning: Mixtape may cause some crazy hyphy drunken gay dancing not unlike that gaylord Yelle video we posted earlier. WOAH!

These shorts remind me of the ones my dad wears…he’s not gay, he just likes short shorts.

OK, it’s really Lady GaGa featuring Colby O’Donis but seriously I can’t get this infectious Kylie-ish dance candy out of my head! This song is already being spun at the WeHo gay clubs and let me tell you it only gets better after a couple Grey Gooses on the rocks.

Can I just live inside this video with it’s fabulous gay colors and flamboyantly futuristic Jetsons fashion? There’s some fierce alliteration going on up in here.

Did you know Fatone means “the fat one” in Greek?  Did you know Mel B had a half-British/half-Eddie Murphy/half-messed up teeth baby?  Did you know there is a channel called TLC where you’re supposed to learn stuff?  Well now, the fat one and Mel B have combined their wonder twin powers for the Singing Office.  Why is it the gayest new show on television?  Because “if you wanna be my lover”, you gotta say “bye bye bye” to bad summer tv and say hello to a bunch of gays singing in an office.  And speaking of gays singing in an office…they should start with Disney headquarters!!

I am very pleased to share with you, on this very first MUSIC MONDAY MADNESS Gayest Post Ever which will be a weekly installment, Von Iva. The post title may be misleading, because I really don’t know if they are AC or DC, or perhaps they swing both ways, AC/DC?

Irregardless, these ladies rock hard. If you are in the LA area, they are playing tomorrow night at the always grunge-tastic The Echo if you’d like to get your face rocked out into outer space.

This doesn’t even really need a blurb.

THE TING TINGS

BOTTOM line: Drummers are hot and she’s got a little Cyndi Lauper going on.