I don’t know if I quite understand the phenomenon that is Shwayze. But with his recent single Buzzin’ getting a healthy dose of airplay and a new reality show on Mtv, apparently some people do. First of all, the two words “Malibu” and “rapper” should never belong in the same sentence. And how can anyone ignore the rise of this middle-class lyricist with the annoyingly bad Malibu’s Most Wanted starring Jamie Kennedy:
Isn’t he basically a black version of Vanilla Ice? Anyway, the first time I listened to Buzzin’, I pseudo-liked it until I heard him shout out “representing for the 310″. I guess it gets pretty hard out there in the ‘bu what with all the surfers, celebrities, beach cruisers and drive-by white collar crime.
Ya’ll remember this little gem from 1985? This film is a classic tale of an unlikely romance between the innocent army brat ballet dancer and the tough guy from the wrong side of the tracks who just happens to have Olympic-level gymnastic skills. Hey, you gotta know when to triple front-flip off trees to get out of sticky street fighting situations right?
Starring a very pre-teen Sarah Jessica Parker 5,000 years before Sex and the City became a movie, the film follows her journey to the one thing every 80′s tween in pink spandex has always dreamed of: dancing on the cinematic equivalent of Mtv (yeah!). Also starring the always masculine Helen Hunt playing a female character and a 12 year old Brenda from 90210. This clip speaks for itself people:
He was the Jason Priestly look alike that Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone) had been dreaming of. Or at least until she realized he was gay, and she was in love with the Paul Rudd character. I don’t want to fill in the whole story…just go watch it again, it’s probably on Bravo or TBS right now. It was the pre-Mean Girls and actually pretty freaking genius.
The character was played by Justin Walker who went on to star in such amazing movies as “I Shaved My Legs for This” and “A.P.U.: Art, Pot and Underwear.” Oh, and he runs a restaurant in Palm Desert, CA. This is a movie he did in 2005:
![](http://gayestever.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/capture.jpg "Christian & Cher in \")
