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From the description of the first piece entitled “THE CHER WITHIN:”

My painting “The Cher Within” depicts the magical moment when a drag performer prepares to cross the line between ambiguous guy in his underwear to full-on diva extraordinaire, in this case fashioned after his ultimate heroine, Cher. The painting also represents the diva in everyone, those who have actually taken their sequinned acts to the stage and those who may have offered more intimate performances behind bathroom doors, with towels for wigs and hairbrush microphones.

Prints of these amazing pieces of gaytastic art are available at Paul Richmond‘s Etsy store. You might to check out his “NOAH’S GAY WEDDING CRUISE” featuring Rosie & Ellen!

By far, the best acceptance speech of the night went to Dustin Lance Black, the MILK screenwriter and now Academy Award Winner.  WOW!  What a perfect speech from a talented young writer (and he’s not bad on the eyes either).  Congrats DLB!!!

Because this blog can never have enough posts about the best movie ever made (not only in the 80′s, but of all time), here is the most awesome girl-revenge scene from “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”. They are totally going to invite people to homegirl’s b-day party who weren’t even invited! ZOMG PUNK RAWK.

I have been pretty hard-pressed all these years to figure out exactly which is my most absolute favorite part of this movie, because like duh, there are SO SO many. But the moment at 0:45 seconds with the drag queen coming out of the dressing room just has to be the best moment in cinematic history. Also don’t miss a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo by Cindi Lauper at 1:45. At least I think it’s her, or it could be Linda Perry from 4 Non Blondes. IDK.

He’s blond, gorgeous, has muscles for days and leads a secret double life!  No, I’m not talking about Matthew McConaughey.  It’s He-Man, the childhood cartoon/action figure that made me think “I wonder what it would be like to do him up the butt”, and he may be back in a live-action movie.  Let’s all try to forget the one with Dolph Lundgren (just plain bad).  The big question is who will be playing Prince Adam/He Man and will he be as hot as the original?  Who do you think should play “the most powerful man in the universe”?

Via VMAN:

Gayest Torchwood Cast Photos Ever: SuperHeroFan.net
Gayest No on 8 Fundraiser Ever: Towleroad
Gayest Racehorse Ever: The Onion
Gayest Ebert Movie Review Uproar Ever: Defamer
Gayest Mystery Blob Over London Ever: DailyMail.co.uk
Still the Gayest HSM Character Ever: After Elton

Cheyenne, say it ain’t so!!  Somewhere a little gay angel is not getting its wings.  Xanadu, the gayest broadway show ever has closed.  The gays should have kept this one running for years.  Not only because the show was rolling in the aisles funny, but because it starred the most beautiful man on Broadway ever, Mr. Cheyenne Jackson (pictured above with the amazing Kerry Butler).  But not to worry, the super talented kids are sure to be back on the boards soon.  Until then, we’ll have to stick to watching the original Xanadu movie on DVD.  It’s still as beautifully bad as ever!!

Gayest Chance for The Academy to Atone for Brokeback Mountain Ever: Apple.com

Gayest Matthew Mitcham Tribute Video Ever: Cosmodaddy

Gayest Guide For Straight Men Ever: Rotten In Denmark

Gayest (And Funniest) Kristin Chenowith Video Ever: FunnyOrDie

Gayest Mac Guy Ever: Towleroad

Gayest Awards Show Bitch Fight Ever: TMZ