Gayest Ever. / whatevs!

Via VMAN:

Gayest Torchwood Cast Photos Ever: SuperHeroFan.net
Gayest No on 8 Fundraiser Ever: Towleroad
Gayest Racehorse Ever: The Onion
Gayest Ebert Movie Review Uproar Ever: Defamer
Gayest Mystery Blob Over London Ever: DailyMail.co.uk
Still the Gayest HSM Character Ever: After Elton

Cheyenne, say it ain’t so!!  Somewhere a little gay angel is not getting its wings.  Xanadu, the gayest broadway show ever has closed.  The gays should have kept this one running for years.  Not only because the show was rolling in the aisles funny, but because it starred the most beautiful man on Broadway ever, Mr. Cheyenne Jackson (pictured above with the amazing Kerry Butler).  But not to worry, the super talented kids are sure to be back on the boards soon.  Until then, we’ll have to stick to watching the original Xanadu movie on DVD.  It’s still as beautifully bad as ever!!

Gayest Chance for The Academy to Atone for Brokeback Mountain Ever: Apple.com

Gayest Matthew Mitcham Tribute Video Ever: Cosmodaddy

Gayest Guide For Straight Men Ever: Rotten In Denmark

Gayest (And Funniest) Kristin Chenowith Video Ever: FunnyOrDie

Gayest Mac Guy Ever: Towleroad

Gayest Awards Show Bitch Fight Ever: TMZ

I don’t know if I quite understand the phenomenon that is Shwayze. But with his recent single Buzzin’ getting a healthy dose of airplay and a new reality show on Mtv, apparently some people do. First of all, the two words “Malibu” and “rapper” should never belong in the same sentence. And how can anyone ignore the rise of this middle-class lyricist with the annoyingly bad Malibu’s Most Wanted starring Jamie Kennedy:

Isn’t he basically a black version of Vanilla Ice? Anyway, the first time I listened to Buzzin’, I pseudo-liked it until I heard him shout out “representing for the 310″. I guess it gets pretty hard out there in the ‘bu what with all the surfers, celebrities, beach cruisers and drive-by white collar crime.

Ya’ll remember this little gem from 1985? This film is a classic tale of an unlikely romance between the innocent army brat ballet dancer and the tough guy from the wrong side of the tracks who just happens to have Olympic-level gymnastic skills. Hey, you gotta know when to triple front-flip off trees to get out of sticky street fighting situations right?

Starring a very pre-teen Sarah Jessica Parker 5,000 years before Sex and the City became a movie, the film follows her journey to the one thing every 80’s tween in pink spandex has always dreamed of: dancing on the cinematic equivalent of Mtv (yeah!). Also starring the always masculine Helen Hunt playing a female character and a 12 year old Brenda from 90210. This clip speaks for itself people:

He was the Jason Priestly look alike that Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone) had been dreaming of. Or at least until she realized he was gay, and she was in love with the Paul Rudd character. I don’t want to fill in the whole story…just go watch it again, it’s probably on Bravo or TBS right now. It was the pre-Mean Girls and actually pretty freaking genius.

The character was played by Justin Walker who went on to star in such amazing movies as “I Shaved My Legs for This” and “A.P.U.: Art, Pot and Underwear.” Oh, and he runs a restaurant in Palm Desert, CA. This is a movie he did in 2005:

Is that him? Did he get gayer?