I don’t know what further evidence you need other than this photo of Kevin Spacey obviously trying to fight off this attacking Croatian Twink to prove he is NOT gay. (Sidebar: Watch for FOX’s new show ‘When Gay Croatian Twinks Attack” coming soon.)
Wait a second, that ass looks very familiar…
I knew it! It’s Television and Radio’s lovable Ryan Seacrest! I didn’t know he was Croatian.
I don’t want a rug stroking me as I make love…that’s just weird. It does say it’s almost like having another lover there with the two of you, so it might be a safer way to have a threesome (none of those jealousy issues). Although if your lover (I hate using that word) spends more “quality” time with the rug and you are left sitting on the sidelines, that would be sad. Very very sad.
I wonder if I can get my hair to do that?
Be Internet Famous!!
Ok, not really…but if you win we will publish your photo on GAYESTEVER.COM and who knows maybe the man (or woman) of your dreams will see you! And they will find you on Myspace and you will live happily ever after on a field of clouds with ponies and unicorns and lollipops!
You also win the amazingly awesome Gayest Badge Ever to put on your Myspace or whatever website you please…Won’t your mom be proud?!?!
::SUBMISSION RULES & GUIDELINES::
1. Any photo that you have currently anywhere on your profile is eligible.
2. Must be over 18.
3. They can be XTina dirty but not Britney dirty. In other words, we don’t want to see your junk. OK, maybe some of us do…but you shouldn’t even have those on your Myspace anyhow.
4. Tell Your Friends!
5. Submit by messaging the photo link to our Myspace Inbox or you can email to gayestever (at) gmail.com
6. This is meant to be fun and not taken too seriously! Have fun with it and send us your crazy, sexy, fierce, fabulous, goofy, creative, hot PICS. Up to 5 per person.
7. Your photos will be judged by a highly qualified panel of gay experts and a couple drunks. Your photos will be judged on the following criteria: Gayness, Hotness, Fierceness, and Creativity.
THANKS!!!
* This is obviously not in any way in conjunction with Myspace, Myspace is a registered trademark of Myspace and Tom (guessing?). Please don’t sue our gay asses.
“Our magazine is based on the idea that a corduroy jacket never goes out of style. In the same way, we profile actors, musicians, designers and fine artists who aren’t looking to follow mainstream trends, but rather focused on creating something classic.”
Ummm OK, I love the photos and interview (totally lied…haven’t read it) with Milo Ventimiglia in your new issue of Corduroy Magazine. But this issue also includes Elizabeth Berkley?!? I don’t really think of the Showgirl / phoned-in host of “Step It Up and Dance” as someone who doesn’t follow mainstream trends or is focused on “creating something classic.” But then again, it is true that a quality black spandex g-string never really goes out of style…
Matthew Mitcham, the Aussie swimmer who will be going for the gold in Beijing (he can go for my gold all night long…I don’t know what the means) loves MANGOS (very gay) and has a tongue ring (gayest ever). The Advocate just did a little feature on him with more hot photos that will probably make you ‘man pregnant’ just by looking at them.
WTF am I doing here on this gay ass blog. I don’t even like blogs. Or gays. JK. This blog needs some SMEXYNESS injected in it! AND I love to inject sh*t. So first off is this young gay photographer I found the other day that I HATE. Well I hate that I have the same camera he took some of his shots with and my photos look like you gave a point and shoot to your “slow” cousin. Whatever. His name is Alfred J. Barrera and on his Myspace he says “I like taking photos. I fart and eat.” Keep doing all of that.
You can see more of his work on his photography Myspace and his Flickr.
What a dashing young chap that Ian McKellen was. You’d hit that right? His hair all perfectly coiffed and his jawline strong in the first photo from 1966. The second is from three years earlier when he was 25 and performing on stage in ” A Scent of Flowers” in London.
“Soldier Boys” for UNVOGUE Magazine. Photographer: Michael Webber. Models: Red Models.
This skull is also “the most uncomfortable condom ever.”
Bear 1: “Oooh yeah rub that Contra cartridge on my chest…”
Bear 2: “Mmm slap me with that Zelda, slap it, now tickle my scrotum with the R.C. Pro-AM…”
Bear 1: “Yeahhh suck on that controller…B, A, Select, Start!!”
Bear 2: “Oh yeah now Zap me with your Zapper, Zap harder…”
I can’t type this anymore. I feel dirty. And I want to play video games.
