Gayest Ever. / shake it!

(I know we’ve been slow on the posting, sorry about that…stupid real world.)

 This holiday season get the gift that keeps on giving, GROUP SHOWER HEADS!  For the man who LOVES to drop the soap.

In an effort to appeal to the emerging beefy-mexican-dropping-the-kids-off-at-the-pool-fetish demographic Ginch Gonch has released a new line of underwear entitled the ‘Load’n Dump’n Collection.’ The line includes underwear with names like (this is totally true) ‘Pooper Scooper’ and ‘Bumper Dumper.’

IDK. IDK. This ad confuses me. Also confusing me…the blowing in the wind cock formations on the Ginch Gonch website:

More photos from the line can be found here.

Gayest Bat Boy Sighting Ever: Weekly World News

Gayest Prince Harry Photo Ever: TheSun.co.uk

Ok, So Maybe Chace Crawford Isn’t Gayest Ever: Chace Crawford

Most Pro-Gay President Ever: Change.gov

Gayest Survivor Reunion Ever: YouTube

Gayest Bug Bite Ever: After Elton

Gayest Interview About Lil’ Wentz Ever: PinkIsTheNewBlog

Watching these two Bobbies go at it gives a new meaning to “THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING”

It’s times like these when I wish I had a flying Delorean so I could go back in time and help free whatever that is trying to escape his trunks.  Yummy!!

PHOTOGRAPHER: SBASTIEN

Gayest Romantic Boyband Video Ever: GLAADblog

Gayest Clear Harry Potter Nudie Video Ever: omgblog

Gayest New Queerty Editor Ever: Queerty.com

Gayest “Better Late Than Never, Ahnuld” Statement Ever: Towleroad

Gayest Confusing Courtney Love Blog Ever: Dlisted

Hottest New Congressmen Ever (One of Whom is Gay!): FeyFriends

Via VMAN:

This thing does not look comfortable at all! Everything is squished and folded over into this little pouch with suspenders. The tagline is “The Ultimate Sex Underwear,” what do you think? To see more photos and to purchase (really? REALLY?) head on over to BallBra.com .  I just noticed you can order custom sizes! Below is a little How To you’ll need to look at:

One is hanging lower than the other, I hear that’s a sign of intelligence.

At least I think that’s an inflatable dolphin that Joey Kirchner is riding in these hot shots by Polaroid artist Jeremy Kost. You can see more of Joey over at El Q Magazine.

Joey is represented by Major Model Management.