Bello Mag: Lifestyle Alphabet for Modern Men? WHA?!?
I want to do the Bello Guy…I want to do him good…I want to have his babies and send the babies to boarding school the day after they are born so that I can be alone with him and we can do it all the time…then I want to divorce him just so we can get back together so we can do it…when he dies I will have him stuffed and mounted so that everyone who comes over will see who I used to do it with…wait…did I type that out loud?
“Our magazine is based on the idea that a corduroy jacket never goes out of style. In the same way, we profile actors, musicians, designers and fine artists who aren’t looking to follow mainstream trends, but rather focused on creating something classic.”
Ummm OK, I love the photos and interview (totally lied…haven’t read it) with Milo Ventimiglia in your new issue of Corduroy Magazine. But this issue also includes Elizabeth Berkley?!? I don’t really think of the Showgirl / phoned-in host of “Step It Up and Dance” as someone who doesn’t follow mainstream trends or is focused on “creating something classic.” But then again, it is true that a quality black spandex g-string never really goes out of style…
Gays love to be famous. When they are not famous they like to pretend that they are by creating fake magazine covers and plastering them all over Myspace to give off the illusion that they could be. “See! I’m totally hot and stylish enough to be on the cover of Vogue or Cosmo!” Gayest Ever.
Matthew Mitcham, the Aussie swimmer who will be going for the gold in Beijing (he can go for my gold all night long…I don’t know what the means) loves MANGOS (very gay) and has a tongue ring (gayest ever). The Advocate just did a little feature on him with more hot photos that will probably make you ‘man pregnant’ just by looking at them.
Those darn Russians are so provacative, so perverse. Who would have thought to put a picture of an old man on the cover of GQ in drag to look like Madonna. I can’t believe they…wait, what? Oh, sorry…doesn’t Madonna look great!!
“Soldier Boys” for UNVOGUE Magazine. Photographer: Michael Webber. Models: Red Models.
While he’s no Dallas Raines, Rob Marciano is a pretty damn good looking weatherman. I feel a hot front coming in from down south. hehehe. Wow. I promise to never blog drunk again.
Read his interview with VMAN here.
Is that a gerbil in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?
More photos over at Vice.
“This worries me….Don’t booorreee Nina…”
