Gayest Ever. / hot mess!

While waiting to see Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett grow young and old in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas Day, I got a pleasant surprise during “the 20″ (you know, that hideous section of advertisements that plays before the previews).  There was a piece on a new A&E show called “The Beast”.  It stars that Dirty Dancing fool Patrick Swayze (looking hot for someone battling cancer) and my beautiful boy toy, Travis Fimmel (pictured above with Swayze).  Travis looks older of course and has cut his trademark locks, but he’s still drop-dead gorgeous!  We’ll let you know what we think of Travis in The Beast when it premieres in January!!

(I know we’ve been slow on the posting, sorry about that…stupid real world.)

Just a random picture of Travis Fimmel.  I totally forgot he existed until I saw this picture again.  I still love you Travis!!

In an effort to appeal to the emerging beefy-mexican-dropping-the-kids-off-at-the-pool-fetish demographic Ginch Gonch has released a new line of underwear entitled the ‘Load’n Dump’n Collection.’ The line includes underwear with names like (this is totally true) ‘Pooper Scooper’ and ‘Bumper Dumper.’

IDK. IDK. This ad confuses me. Also confusing me…the blowing in the wind cock formations on the Ginch Gonch website:

More photos from the line can be found here.

It’s times like these when I wish I had a flying Delorean so I could go back in time and help free whatever that is trying to escape his trunks.  Yummy!!

For some reason, this picture is giving me a Zamboni!!

PHOTOGRAPHER: SBASTIEN

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Via VMAN:

At least I think that’s an inflatable dolphin that Joey Kirchner is riding in these hot shots by Polaroid artist Jeremy Kost. You can see more of Joey over at El Q Magazine.

Joey is represented by Major Model Management.