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Gayest Sex Scene In A Video Game Ever
November 24, 2009 • games, hotness, men, nsfw, youtube • Comments
I need to start having sex to music like that. And also I want someone to slowly dim on and dim off the lights – it’s make’s it all so dramatic and sensual!
And cue bad gay innuendo poker jokes…
Mmmm, looks like he’s gotta full house!
Oooh gurl he can bluff me all night long!
They must be playing stud poker!
Got any more?
I love that this was put out by the Parker Sisters Div.of Fire Island Games, Inc. in 1983. The lingo used is very 80′s gay (I am really not up on my Ollie hanky color codes) but I do know I don’t want to go to jail because it’s known as “Straight City” (yuck!)
From Muurkant.nl:
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