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HUGE GIRTHY GUMMY

October 25, 2010 food, products, random, video Comments


and it’s ribbed for mutual pleasure! It’s real…you can buy it here. Or watch the annoying video ad with some guy you can’t figure if you think is hot or not after the jump…
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Gayest Breakfast Ever

August 9, 2010 food Comments

Gayest Ice Pops Ever!
VIA

Gayest Pizza Ad Ever

(VIA – W33D – NSFW)

OMG! ME TOO!

hubby hubby

Awww back in September Ben & Jerry’s renamed it’s “Chubby Hubby” ice cream to “Hubby Hubby” to celebrate the start of legalized gay marriage in its home state of Vermont. Unfortunately it’s only available in Vermont, so those of us in the other45 non gay marriage states can’t drown our sorrows or eat our feelings in “Hubby Hubby.” ;(

Side Note: The pretzels are packed with peanut butter and covered with fudge…so no tasteless jokes STRAIGHTIES!

Gayest Baguette Ever

October 22, 2009 food, photos Comments

gayest baguette ever

gayestseasoningever1

Mmmmm yummmers! I would put that shit on my salad, on my cereal, on my sushi, on my MEAT…oh wait that’s a little redundant.    Sorry….This economy makes me less funny.

tandoori butter chicken

From an actual craigslist.org M4M ad:

Subject: paki/tamil mix wants SEX with BUTTER CHICKEN

hi
i am half pakistani and half tamil
i want some sex with white guy
i like jock college football player type
i am a bit chubby and have a small dick but very hot
i want to rub some butter chicken on you and eat it yum yum
scat is good also

Can we do it while we watch Top Chef? That show always makes me hungry!