If every time a straight girl dropped her towel to get butt-ass nekkid and a cute and cuddly koala bear came tumbling out for a hug, I would totally reconsider this whole gay thing.
So Tweenster Palin’s Baby Daddy is kinda cute right? In a backwater-gonna-hate-fuck-you-and-then-push-you-in-a-ditch-run-away-sobbing sorta way?
I may not like her politics but I do like Sarah Palin’s campaign buttons that say “Hottest Candidate from the Coolest State.” That’s what we need if McCain kicks it! A Hottie Not a Nottie! (ooooh I should make another parody poster).
If her VP run doesn’t work out she could always dabble in standup. She whipped this one out at her convention speech last night - ”You know the difference between a soccer mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.” LOLsRepublicanStyle.
She’s a firecracker that one. Too bad she doesn’t even have the support of her own Republican pundits.
Somewhere Tina Fey is already writing her SNL guest appearance.
I don’t know what further evidence you need other than this photo of Kevin Spacey obviously trying to fight off this attacking Croatian Twink to prove he is NOT gay. (Sidebar: Watch for FOX’s new show ‘When Gay Croatian Twinks Attack” coming soon.)
Wait a second, that ass looks very familiar…
I knew it! It’s Television and Radio’s lovable Ryan Seacrest! I didn’t know he was Croatian.