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These shorts remind me of the ones my dad wears…he’s not gay, he just likes short shorts.

This photo makes me dizzy. I don’t even know where to begin. It’s like a Peter Pan inspired jump suit made out of parachute material. With little white ties to cinch it up and make it even tighter. His mushroom top haircut though is near perfection, I have nothing bad to say about it.

You know you’ve done it. You’ve been taking the same old photos all night and then BAM! A moment of inspiration and creativity strikes! “Ooooh everyone gather around, now put your feet in!” “Oh fun shot!” “Facebook!” “Send it to me!” GAY! Bonus GAY points if you are wearing strappy sandals. More gay points if you all happen to be wearing the same strappy European sandals in different colors.

This really must stop.

Is that a gerbil in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?

From Time’s 10 Questions with Tim Gunn:

What’s the worst fashion trend you’ve ever seen?—Kay Soriano, MANILA

Well, sandals with socks are certainly up there. Generally speaking, it’s footwear trends. I mean, the Croc—it looks like a plastic hoof. How can you take that seriously? I know it’s comfortable; I understand that. But if you want to dress to feel as though you never got out of bed, don’t get out of bed.

More photos over at Vice.

FOUND: This amazing shot of John McCain from back in his modeling days!

Did you miss our gayest photo of George Bush ever? In the interest of equal time you can find it here.

The Three Gayest Awards Shows of the Year….hmmmmm, how to choose the gayest? The Glaad Awards had Janet Jackson, or was that Michael or was that LaToya or was it Tito? Not quite sure which one it was but whoever it was they were NOT born with that nose.

The A-list Awards had Kathy Griffin, what’s not to love? Oh yeah, everyone else who showed up who were so NOT on the A-list that they didn’t even have a letter. But cameos from little Chris Siriano and the great Tim Gunn put this awards show up there with as gay as they come.

Then, of course, there was the Tony Awards. Let’s see Patti Lupone giving the best damn performance of “Everything’s Coming Up Roses”-check. The original cast of Rent reunion-check. My tears flowing down my cheeks as “In the Heights” takes Best Musical-check. So, which show is the GAYEST AWARDS SHOW EVER…Well, let’s see…the only event to have MISS LIZA MINNELLI stroll on to the stage looking (sorry Christian) FIERCE AS HELL in a black mini skirt and grace America (she could have stayed at home polishing her Emmy, Oscar, Golden Globe, 3 Tonys and Grammy) with her presence.

So, sorry Bravo (stick with Project Runway) and GLAAD (stick to sending ten email media alerts a day). The gayest show of the year HAS to be The Tonys. Liza and her tampon are never wrong!!

HAY Sailor! Nothing says you are a hot piece of Navy cake ready to come into port like this little sexy suede number…shirt optional.

Available here.

How could this dress be gayer? If it was being worn by SJP.

(and why does my baby daddy insist on A. getting in all my shots and B. pushing a pin in every condom he sees!)