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Gayest Winter Wear Jock Strap Ever 21.12.08

Fur Lined Jock Strap
Fur Lined Jock Strap

Just because it can be made, doesn’t mean it should be made.

It looks like the first furry banana hammock won some sort of ‘Best Fur Jock Strap’ award. I wonder what prestigious organization gives out such awards, and what qualifications you need to become a judge. It does look a little more comprehensive than the second, covering your entire jewel box and not just a silly strip up the middle.

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Just Another Gayest Outfit Ever 19.12.08

(I know we’ve been slow on the posting, sorry about that…stupid real world.)

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Gayest Gift I Want For Christmas Ever 16.12.08

Gayest Model Crush From My Past Ever 13.12.08

 

Tarzan , Travis Fimmel , Tarzan

Just a random picture of Travis Fimmel.  I totally forgot he existed until I saw this picture again.  I still love you Travis!!

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Announcement! 05.12.08

 

Boy Scouts of America announced that with recent cutbacks, the new boy scout uniforms would have less material.  Surprisingly, local scout leaders and priests had no problem with the uniform change.

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Gayest Underwear Ad Ever Featuring a Cholo Taking a Dump in a Dump Truck 28.11.08

Cholo Taking a dump in a dump truck Ginch Gonch

In an effort to appeal to the emerging beefy-mexican-dropping-the-kids-off-at-the-pool-fetish demographic Ginch Gonch has released a new line of underwear entitled the ‘Load’n Dump’n Collection.’ The line includes underwear with names like (this is totally true) ‘Pooper Scooper’ and ‘Bumper Dumper.’

IDK. IDK. This ad confuses me. Also confusing me…the blowing in the wind cock formations on the Ginch Gonch website:

ginch gonch cock formations

More photos from the line can be found here.

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Want to get rid of those unsightly bulges? 20.11.08

Just in time for Christmas, underwear that make you look like you have a vagina instead of a penis!  Act now and at no extra cost you can get an “Also in White” tattoo on your outer thigh!!

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Gayish Photographer Spotlight: Sbastien 17.11.08

Gayest Bow Ties Ever 13.11.08

Stolen from Bryanboy (I’ve been thinking our url, gayestever.com, should probably just forward to his site because we really can’t compete with his level of gayest everness.)

Gayest Bow Ties Ever

I think I’ve figured out my halloween costume for next year: One of these highly fashionable Alexis Mabille couture bow ties with the little poofy balls bouncing on my shirtless chest, A pair of the extremely sexy thong Ball Bras stopping my other ‘poofy’ balls from bouncing about, and these little neon green strapless sandals.  What will I be dressed as you may be asking? THE SEXIEST GAY MAN EVER!

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Nothing Like A Little Twilight Hotness In The Morning 12.11.08

That 70’s Gay 12.11.08

gayish 70s ad

So correct me if I’m wrong, but was 70’s not the gayest, if not THE gayest, time period for men’s fashion? Regardless of your sexual orientation, every guy that I’ve seen old pictures of (including my Dad) straight up looked like street-walking trannies or like these gaylords here who share an affinity for matching paisley print ties and man-on-man relations.

P.S. What’s Crimplene? You can find the fascinating history of Crimplene here.

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