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December 10, 2009 • advertisements, craigslist, funny, random, vintage • Comments
Archive for the ‘ craigslist ’ Category
Weirdest Gay Craigslist M4M Ad Ever Toronto Edition
January 8, 2009 • comedy, craigslist, food • Comments
From an actual craigslist.org M4M ad:
Subject: paki/tamil mix wants SEX with BUTTER CHICKEN
hi
i am half pakistani and half tamil
i want some sex with white guy
i like jock college football player type
i am a bit chubby and have a small dick but very hot
i want to rub some butter chicken on you and eat it yum yum
scat is good also
Can we do it while we watch Top Chef? That show always makes me hungry!
Popularity: 5% [?]
Gayest (& Kinkiest) Craigslist M4M Ad Ever – WeHo Edition – NSFW
September 9, 2008 • comedy, craigslist, random, websites • Comments
:: EXTREMELY NSFW ::
FROM AN ACTUAL CRAIGSLIST.ORG M4M AD:
Aight so this is as kinky as it gets.
I’ve never tried this before but Im down to see how it goes.You take a snickers bar, slide it up my ass and let it melt. Then you eat it out.
If there are any other young and (normal) dudes like myself thinki maybe this would be cool to fuk around with, hit me up.
I don’t think I need a comment.
Popularity: unranked [?]
Gayest Craigslist Ad Ever – Boston Edition
July 15, 2008 • craigslist, random • Comments
FROM AN ACTUAL CRAIGSLIST.ORG M4M AD:
shampoo / hair fetish…… (Downtown boston)
I have a HUGE hair / shampoo fetish. I get rock hard thinking about washing/shampooing a guy’s hair. If you get into this.. or would like this done, hit me back. If we connect, pls have a decent full head of hair… and enjoy the attention and service I’ll provide.
This is tempting because he does provide an actual service. I mean washing my hair can get pretty tedious and it would be nice to have someone around to do it for me. But how do you even get to this as a fetish? And is certain hair sexier to shampoo than others? Do blondes do it for him more than red heads? And how long would he want to shampoo my head? “Um, ok, I think you got it. Yup, I’m ready to wash it out now. Thanks. See you tomorrow.”
Popularity: 10% [?]
