Even though it’s August, Ryan Seacrest’s parents already know what their little boy wants for Christmas. ”He’s asked for the same thing every year since he was 7 years old” says proud Papa Seacrest. ”100,000 dildos. I don’t know what he does with them or how he always runs out by the next year, but all the hard work is worth it when we see his tiny, gnome-like face light up on Christmas morning,” says Mrs. Seacrest with a tear in her eye. They truly are Santa’s helpers. (OK, not really Seacrest’s parents but you know he has at least 10 of these around the house). God Bless Us Everyone-Seacrest Out!!
This is potentially NSFW, especially the last bit, as it might set your computer monitors on fire from all the flaming fabulosity.
I was also told to mention that Twitch, who was the runner up for this season of So You Think You Can Dance, can be spotted on the far right in the group choreographed section. While I have no idea who this is because I don’t watch that show, I would imagine I should let you all know so we can all share in a fun little pop culture reference tie-in. On to the video!!
Which is pretty fierce, flawless and fabulous. I would imagine this is what gay heaven would be like, where dancing would be the preferred mode of transportation, ecstasy pills would be as readily available as venereal diseases in West Hollywood and clothing is neither desired NOR required!
Admit it, it’s happened to you. You’re walking through a park, minding your own business. All of a sudden a gay comes flying out of the woods, gets on its knees and attaches itself to your pants! Ever wish to yourself, “I wish I had something to remember the first time a gay flew out of the woods and gave my pants the jaws of life”? Well, now you can purchase that memory at a low, low cost. A planter that will remind you of the good old days when you were young, care-free and slutty as all get out.
We totally stole…er…I mean aggregated this from one of our new favorite uber gay blogs, eMackinations. Totally ignoring the fact he hasn’t added us to his blogroll yet, I like this crazy Aussie named Johnny. His site is totally random (porno photos of beefy gay action figures), cruel towards those deserving, has frequent themed posts of hot guys (like Furlicious) and he has good (read gayest ever) taste in music. He also likes to sprinkle in occasional shirtless pics of himself just chillin’ in his yard and let’s not forget about his big black cock.
This picture doesn’t make much sense. A super cute couple in horrible clothes sniffing each other? But then it all makes sense when you realize there’s crystal meth under her cap, he has no teeth and she’s smiling because she’s about to skin him alive and sell his hide for more meth!! Awwww…true love, HAPPY TUESDAY!!
T.J. Maxx Is Offensive to the Max In a commercial for T.J. Maxx that ran nationally this week, an effeminate fashion designer in a caftan was hysterically enflamed over the company’s low prices, perpetuating a worn-out and denigrating stereotype about gay men. Whining that “this T.J. Maxx thing” is ruining business for his “gorgeous creations,” the designer throws a fit while his less effeminate assistant tries to calm him. The assistant condescends to him in a weary voice because, like a pouting child, the designer is incapable of caring for himself. After the assistant tries to reassure him that he’s “still the golden boy,” the designer throws a hand to his head, pronouncing, “It’s official-I have a migraine.”
I REALLY want to see this commercial! Anybody that finds it online wins a BIG GAY PRIZE!!UPDATE:I FOUND IT. NO PRIZE FOR YOU.I guess it’s all coming around though as it looks like T.J. Maxx is now courting the gay dollar.
If Bravo Jr. was a channel these silly kids would definitely have there own show. They do a whole series over on YouTube and Jeffery (the Abercrombie one, not the Penguin/H&M one) also has his own blog.
