HOLD ME CLOSER TONNNYY DDAANNNZZAAA….

ALL THIS AND BRAINS?!?!

Lady Gaga’s new video for “Bad Romance” (set in the steamy Bath House of GaGa) is Sexy, Innovative, Daring, Creative & Just Plain Fucking Awesome!

She’s come along way since we saw her at Popstarz at The Factory in WeHo just a little over a year ago…

(Warning: Bad cell phone video audio)

OMGAYD! I CAN BEAR-LY STAND IT! IT’S ALMOST EM-BEAR-ISING HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS! OK, seriously these furry friends aren’t that bad…I could get into this. BearForce1 is the world’s first true ‘bear band’ (according to there pastel colored official site) and I say BRING IT!

But I am questioning the “bearness” of 2 of the members. Don’t they need to put on a few more pounds? or is it just the hair that makes them “Bears?” What are “Otters?” Can someone explain this to me?

Make sure you listen to “Shake That Thing“

From the description of the first piece entitled “THE CHER WITHIN:”

My painting “The Cher Within” depicts the magical moment when a drag performer prepares to cross the line between ambiguous guy in his underwear to full-on diva extraordinaire, in this case fashioned after his ultimate heroine, Cher. The painting also represents the diva in everyone, those who have actually taken their sequinned acts to the stage and those who may have offered more intimate performances behind bathroom doors, with towels for wigs and hairbrush microphones.

Prints of these amazing pieces of gaytastic art are available at Paul Richmond‘s Etsy store. You might to check out his “NOAH’S GAY WEDDING CRUISE” featuring Rosie & Ellen!

Music video for Pete’s new single ‘Last Of The English Roses’, taken from the forthcoming album ‘Grace / Wastelands…

Out of nowhere man on man kissage! WHA? WHO? WHY? It’s weird kissing though. Pete is sort of just awkwardly closing the other guys mouth with his. Not hot.

I can’t sleep.  I can’t eat.  I’m picking fights with my boyfriend.  I am officially depressed.  And I have RuPaul to thank!  It’s because I no longer have new episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race to fill my Monday nights.  I am a ruined man.  I will just have to count the days to season 2 and keep going to logoonline.com to watch the confessionals from the season 1 contestants.  Btw, when is Bebe Zahara Benet coming to New York?  I HAVE TO SEE HER LIVE!!

NPH on SNL last night.  He was funny, handsome and an all around great host (loved the tear at the end of the Doogie Howser orchestration!).  But to make the episode even gayer, LIZA made an appearance with the funniest current SNL cast member Kristen Wiig.  Now let’s see if Neil can nab a Golden Globe tonight!!

While waiting to see Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett grow young and old in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas Day, I got a pleasant surprise during “the 20″ (you know, that hideous section of advertisements that plays before the previews).  There was a piece on a new A&E show called “The Beast”.  It stars that Dirty Dancing fool Patrick Swayze (looking hot for someone battling cancer) and my beautiful boy toy, Travis Fimmel (pictured above with Swayze).  Travis looks older of course and has cut his trademark locks, but he’s still drop-dead gorgeous!  We’ll let you know what we think of Travis in The Beast when it premieres in January!!

I want to be her!