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Valley Lodge “All of My Loving” from Valley Lodge on Vimeo.

I don’t understand why the man in this music video (by Valley Lodge) is so sullen over all his furniture being hot naked men? Oh, I get it. He likes Vag. WASTE! He should Craigslist that shit.

Lady Gaga’s new video for “Bad Romance” (set in the steamy Bath House of GaGa) is Sexy, Innovative, Daring, Creative & Just Plain Fucking Awesome!

She’s come along way since we saw her at Popstarz at The Factory in WeHo just a little over a year ago…

(Warning: Bad cell phone video audio)

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By now you have all seen Adam Lambert’s cover art which many people are calling the “gayest album cover ever” (we would say those people are stealing our shtick but I’m pretty sure we stole it first…so let’s just move on) BUT have you seen this fierceness?:

The Gayest Ever Research Team (very prestigious) hunted down some fabulous album covers that give Adam Lambert a run for his gay money. Some you’ve probably seen before (there are other “lists” on the web that have the same 7 covers) but we may have unearthed a few surprises. Which one do you think is the Gayest Album Cover Ever!?!

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Music video for Pete’s new single ‘Last Of The English Roses’, taken from the forthcoming album ‘Grace / Wastelands…

Out of nowhere man on man kissage! WHA? WHO? WHY? It’s weird kissing though. Pete is sort of just awkwardly closing the other guys mouth with his. Not hot.

I couldn’t think of a gay angle to sell this on…but who cares! This amazingly bad 60′s group of sisters give my gay bones the homo-jeebies. They are called ‘The Shaggs’ and are actually obscurely infamous…

From Wikipedia:

“Austin withdrew his daughters from school, bought them instruments, and arranged for them to receive music and vocal lessons. The Wiggin sisters themselves never planned to become a music group, but as Dot later said, “[Austin] was something of a disciplinarian. He was stubborn and he could be temperamental. He directed. We obeyed. Or did our best.”

So scary. Also check out  ‘It’s Halloween.’

Chromeo Bonafied Lovin from VICE Records on Vimeo.

Although most likely not gay at all (that one would make a fagtastic bear though) I have found my new favorite band (or duo. whatever). Hopefully they will still be tomorrow when my musical pallet has completely turned over (gays are so fickle). I might be late to jump on the trendy train on this one (they came out last year), but I don’t give a shyat. I love the groovy rhythmic hooks laced with witty and sometimes dirty lyrics. Listen to “Momma’s Boy” and “Needy Girl”

I don’t know if I quite understand the phenomenon that is Shwayze. But with his recent single Buzzin’ getting a healthy dose of airplay and a new reality show on Mtv, apparently some people do. First of all, the two words “Malibu” and “rapper” should never belong in the same sentence. And how can anyone ignore the rise of this middle-class lyricist with the annoyingly bad Malibu’s Most Wanted starring Jamie Kennedy:

Isn’t he basically a black version of Vanilla Ice? Anyway, the first time I listened to Buzzin’, I pseudo-liked it until I heard him shout out “representing for the 310″. I guess it gets pretty hard out there in the ‘bu what with all the surfers, celebrities, beach cruisers and drive-by white collar crime.

This song could either be the sexiest song ever or the creepiest stalker song ever. Either way, the latest from UK weirdos Bat For Lashes is equal parts eerie, slinky and gay in the sense that these BMX guys are wearing animal masks whilst poppin’ wheelies in the middle of the forest.

I’m pretty sure that’s some sort of zany fetish but I’m much too lazy to google it right now. Any takers?

Check out this hot new fierceness mixtape brought to you by the lovely Hello $kank. At just a smidgen over 30 minutes, these must-have tracks are perfect for sun tanning/cruising Will Rogers State Beach in your short shorts, working up a sweat/cruising at your local gym in your short shorts, or just plain ol’ cruising bike lanes in short shorts!

Download here!

Warning: Mixtape may cause some crazy hyphy drunken gay dancing not unlike that gaylord Yelle video we posted earlier. WOAH!

I am very pleased to share with you, on this very first MUSIC MONDAY MADNESS Gayest Post Ever which will be a weekly installment, Von Iva. The post title may be misleading, because I really don’t know if they are AC or DC, or perhaps they swing both ways, AC/DC?

Irregardless, these ladies rock hard. If you are in the LA area, they are playing tomorrow night at the always grunge-tastic The Echo if you’d like to get your face rocked out into outer space.

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BOTTOM line: Drummers are hot and she’s got a little Cyndi Lauper going on.