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Gayest New Yorker for one night only in L.A. 28.12.08

 

Hey L.A. Boys, one of our favorite New Yorkers is headed to Hollywood to try out some new material.  Scott Nevins is a New York institution and you’re going to love him!  Catch him if you can, he’s funny, smart and incredibly gorgeous.  He’s like Brad Pitt, except he’s gay, has never cheated on Jen Aniston, is not married to a whore, and has not adopted any african-malaysian children.  

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Travis Fimmel Sighting! 27.12.08

In this image released by A&E, Travis Fimmel, left, and Patrick ...

While waiting to see Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett grow young and old in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas Day, I got a pleasant surprise during “the 20″ (you know, that hideous section of advertisements that plays before the previews).  There was a piece on a new A&E show called “The Beast”.  It stars that Dirty Dancing fool Patrick Swayze (looking hot for someone battling cancer) and my beautiful boy toy, Travis Fimmel (pictured above with Swayze).  Travis looks older of course and has cut his trademark locks, but he’s still drop-dead gorgeous!  We’ll let you know what we think of Travis in The Beast when it premieres in January!!

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Gayest Gift I Want For Christmas Ever 16.12.08

Bravo, Bravo!!! 16.12.08

 

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Thank You Bravo!!  According to our friends at EW.COM, Bravo has picked up the Real Housewives of Atlanta for Season 2.  I can’t tell you how excited I am that the ladies will be back.  Are they all on board?  We don’t know yet, but if they want next season to succeed there must be plenty of NENE!!!!

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Gayest Model Crush From My Past Ever 13.12.08

 

Tarzan , Travis Fimmel , Tarzan

Just a random picture of Travis Fimmel.  I totally forgot he existed until I saw this picture again.  I still love you Travis!!

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Best Gay Icon Ever 05.12.08

Gayest Shower Heads Ever 04.12.08

Gayest Show Ad Ever?

 This holiday season get the gift that keeps on giving, GROUP SHOWER HEADS!  For the man who LOVES to drop the soap.

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Gayest Underwear Ad Ever Featuring a Cholo Taking a Dump in a Dump Truck 28.11.08

Cholo Taking a dump in a dump truck Ginch Gonch

In an effort to appeal to the emerging beefy-mexican-dropping-the-kids-off-at-the-pool-fetish demographic Ginch Gonch has released a new line of underwear entitled the ‘Load’n Dump’n Collection.’ The line includes underwear with names like (this is totally true) ‘Pooper Scooper’ and ‘Bumper Dumper.’

IDK. IDK. This ad confuses me. Also confusing me…the blowing in the wind cock formations on the Ginch Gonch website:

ginch gonch cock formations

More photos from the line can be found here.

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Want to get rid of those unsightly bulges? 20.11.08

Just in time for Christmas, underwear that make you look like you have a vagina instead of a penis!  Act now and at no extra cost you can get an “Also in White” tattoo on your outer thigh!!

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JackAss! 17.11.08

steve O naked for PETA

I’d rather have Steve-O sit on my face!

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That 70’s Gay 12.11.08

gayish 70s ad

So correct me if I’m wrong, but was 70’s not the gayest, if not THE gayest, time period for men’s fashion? Regardless of your sexual orientation, every guy that I’ve seen old pictures of (including my Dad) straight up looked like street-walking trannies or like these gaylords here who share an affinity for matching paisley print ties and man-on-man relations.

P.S. What’s Crimplene? You can find the fascinating history of Crimplene here.

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