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Happy Halloween Gayest Evers!

With that out of the way, if you are STILL pulling hairs and trying to decide what to dress up as tonight (PROCRASTINATOR, PROCRASTINATOR, YOU’RE A PROCRASTINATOR BABY!)… may I recommend to you:

“The Gayest Alladin Ever(!) Costume”

Step 1) Drive to TJ Maxx

Step 2) Find a simple white blouse and get to work with those scissors!

Step 3) Find a fabulous pair of purple shoes in size 13.

Step 4) Wrap a towel around your head.

Step 5) Strip down to just your boxer shorts.

Step 6) Bury what’s left of any semblance of masculinity you had and go out and be FIERCE GIRLFRIEND!

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