Gay men (including that beefcake host in the video) know how important it is to keep the hindquarters sparkling fresh and clean…FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. This product could actually help (for those unfortunate gay souls not blessed by the Toto gods). But I hope a little instruction manual comes with ‘Aaah‘ because I think, if misused, it could make things worse. I don’t want to get into too much detail but I would think waiting until your last couple wipes (bonus wipes you might call them) to add more wetness to your movement, would be a good idea.
(”Oh, man it is so hard to hold all those baby white boxes!” WTF! At around 1:13 in the video.)
Cheyenne, say it ain’t so!! Somewhere a little gay angel is not getting its wings. Xanadu, the gayest broadway show ever has closed. The gays should have kept this one running for years. Not only because the show was rolling in the aisles funny, but because it starred the most beautiful man on Broadway ever, Mr. Cheyenne Jackson (pictured above with the amazing Kerry Butler). But not to worry, the super talented kids are sure to be back on the boards soon. Until then, we’ll have to stick to watching the original Xanadu movie on DVD. It’s still as beautifully bad as ever!!
I couldn’t think of a gay angle to sell this on…but who cares! This amazingly bad 60’s group of sisters give my gay bones the homo-jeebies. They are called ‘The Shaggs’ and are actually obscurely infamous…
“Austin withdrew his daughters from school, bought them instruments, and arranged for them to receive music and vocal lessons. The Wiggin sisters themselves never planned to become a music group, but as Dot later said, “[Austin] was something of a disciplinarian. He was stubborn and he could be temperamental. He directed. We obeyed. Or did our best.”
Sure he was more than just a handsome face. He was an amazing actor and philanthropist. In addition to the many other charities he supported, he was also a vocal supporter of gay rights and same-sex marriage. So it seems fitting to remember him at his best…er….that is, with his shirt off.
No gay sheep were harmed in the making of these sweaters. Although, a few gay gerbils have gone missing. Poor gay gerbils…giving their tiny lives for these ugly sweaters. And we thought they only had to worry about Richard Gere. (Yes another Richard Gere gerbil joke. They never get old)
If every time a straight girl dropped her towel to get butt-ass nekkid and a cute and cuddly koala bear came tumbling out for a hug, I would totally reconsider this whole gay thing.
