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Who wears short shorts !?!

Admit it, it’s happened to you.  You’re walking through a park, minding your own business.  All of a sudden a gay comes flying out of the woods, gets on its knees and attaches itself to your pants!  Ever wish to yourself, “I wish I had something to remember the first time a gay flew out of the woods and gave my pants the jaws of life”?  Well, now you can purchase that memory at a low, low cost.  A planter that will remind you of the good old days when you were young, care-free and slutty as all get out.

Available here.

WTF am I doing here on this gay ass blog. I don’t even like blogs. Or gays. JK. This blog needs some SMEXYNESS injected in it! AND I love to inject sh*t. So first off is this young gay photographer I found the other day that I HATE. Well I hate that I have the same camera he took some of his shots with and my photos look like you gave a point and shoot to your “slow” cousin. Whatever. His name is Alfred J. Barrera and on his Myspace he says “I like taking photos. I fart and eat.” Keep doing all of that.

You can see more of his work on his photography Myspace and his Flickr.

Now I know this site is a marketing ploy to direct you to an online dating site, but the site is totally free and the page is f*cking funny…

10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn

I don’t need another reason.

I don’t know if I quite understand the phenomenon that is Shwayze. But with his recent single Buzzin’ getting a healthy dose of airplay and a new reality show on Mtv, apparently some people do. First of all, the two words “Malibu” and “rapper” should never belong in the same sentence. And how can anyone ignore the rise of this middle-class lyricist with the annoyingly bad Malibu’s Most Wanted starring Jamie Kennedy:

Isn’t he basically a black version of Vanilla Ice? Anyway, the first time I listened to Buzzin’, I pseudo-liked it until I heard him shout out “representing for the 310″. I guess it gets pretty hard out there in the ‘bu what with all the surfers, celebrities, beach cruisers and drive-by white collar crime.

Personally I’m not a big fan of feet, so sandals and flip-flops are not my thing. But the gays sure seem to love them and will wear them pretty much anywhere. Even out clubbing….in the winter. And don’t even get me started on wearing them on a crowded dance floor. Oh, what? Someone stepped on your foot and now it’s badly mutilated. Good. Maybe now you will have to wear shoes to cover up your nasty, mangled footsie.

I think I got sidetracked…I meant to post about these disgusting new sandals I saw over at A Man’s Fashion blog. No straps, just your “toe cleavage” to hold on to them. I don’t even think I have that much space between my big toe and the other one (I’m not up on my toe terminology). It looks a little painful. I can’t wait until I see a douchey gay in WeHo wear these things. I will giggle like a Japanese school girl.

What a dashing young chap that Ian McKellen was. You’d hit that right? His hair all perfectly coiffed and his jawline strong in the first photo from 1966. The second is from three years earlier when he was 25 and performing on stage in ” A Scent of Flowers” in London.

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