I don’t want a rug stroking me as I make love…that’s just weird. It does say it’s almost like having another lover there with the two of you, so it might be a safer way to have a threesome (none of those jealousy issues). Although if your lover (I hate using that word) spends more “quality” time with the rug and you are left sitting on the sidelines, that would be sad. Very very sad.
I wonder if I can get my hair to do that?
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A poodle perm would do the trick!
PS Loving your blog action. x