Admit it, it’s happened to you. You’re walking through a park, minding your own business. All of a sudden a gay comes flying out of the woods, gets on its knees and attaches itself to your pants! Ever wish to yourself, “I wish I had something to remember the first time a gay flew out of the woods and gave my pants the jaws of life”? Well, now you can purchase that memory at a low, low cost. A planter that will remind you of the good old days when you were young, care-free and slutty as all get out.
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