That’s right I said it, not because I have it or anything (uh). But why am I waking up all tired for the past couple of weeks? Could this be mono? Could this be this annoying disease? Could this be love?
Anyway, perhaps it’s from leaving the AC or the fan running all night, blowing all up in my face. Does anyone know the science behind this? And why does that 5 year old girl in the medical symptoms chart have mono? Like who has she been kissing on that she has mononucleosis? And who are her negligent parents allowing their whore child to contract venereal diseases?
I don’t think there really was a point to this post other than the fact that I am super tired at work today. Worst ever!
Gayest Ever! went totally MIA! We apologize…things got a little hectic in the real world for all the writers this pass week. Don’t worry- I am taking this as an opportunity to re-organize and plan out a better posting schedule and such. Soon we will be back throwing so much gay dysfunction into your lives that even your balls will giggle.
I also want to sincerely thank all the visitors, and people that have linked to us over the past month. Over 4,000 pageviews for a brand new blog in it’s first month is nothing to scoff at. And to us it is just the beginning!
Special thanks also to GayDemon.com for choosing us as an Editors Pick and reviewing our site!
We are also still accepting entries in our Gayest Myspace Pic Ever! Contest. See full rules below..
I don’t want a rug stroking me as I make love…that’s just weird. It does say it’s almost like having another lover there with the two of you, so it might be a safer way to have a threesome (none of those jealousy issues). Although if your lover (I hate using that word) spends more “quality” time with the rug and you are left sitting on the sidelines, that would be sad. Very very sad.
Ok, not really…but if you win we will publish your photo on GAYESTEVER.COM and who knows maybe the man (or woman) of your dreams will see you! And they will find you on Myspace and you will live happily ever after on a field of clouds with ponies and unicorns and lollipops!
You also win the amazingly awesome Gayest Badge Ever to put on your Myspace or whatever website you please…Won’t your mom be proud?!?!
::SUBMISSION RULES & GUIDELINES::
1. Any photo that you have currently anywhere on your profile is eligible.
2. Must be over 18.
3. They can be XTina dirty but not Britney dirty. In other words, we don’t want to see your junk. OK, maybe some of us do…but you shouldn’t even have those on your Myspace anyhow.
4. Tell Your Friends!
5. Submit by messaging the photo link to our Myspace Inbox or you can email to gayestever (at) gmail.com
6. This is meant to be fun and not taken too seriously! Have fun with it and send us your crazy, sexy, fierce, fabulous, goofy, creative, hot PICS. Up to 5 per person.
7. Your photos will be judged by a highly qualified panel of gay experts and a couple drunks. Your photos will be judged on the following criteria: Gayness, Hotness, Fierceness, and Creativity.
THANKS!!!
* This is obviously not in any way in conjunction with Myspace, Myspace is a registered trademark of Myspace and Tom (guessing?). Please don’t sue our gay asses.
Even though it’s August, Ryan Seacrest’s parents already know what their little boy wants for Christmas. ”He’s asked for the same thing every year since he was 7 years old” says proud Papa Seacrest. ”100,000 dildos. I don’t know what he does with them or how he always runs out by the next year, but all the hard work is worth it when we see his tiny, gnome-like face light up on Christmas morning,” says Mrs. Seacrest with a tear in her eye. They truly are Santa’s helpers. (OK, not really Seacrest’s parents but you know he has at least 10 of these around the house). God Bless Us Everyone-Seacrest Out!!
“Our magazine is based on the idea that a corduroy jacket never goes out of style. In the same way, we profile actors, musicians, designers and fine artists who aren’t looking to follow mainstream trends, but rather focused on creating something classic.”
Ummm OK, I love the photos and interview (totally lied…haven’t read it) with Milo Ventimiglia in your new issue of Corduroy Magazine. But this issue also includes Elizabeth Berkley?!? I don’t really think of the Showgirl / phoned-in host of “Step It Up and Dance” as someone who doesn’t follow mainstream trends or is focused on “creating something classic.” But then again, it is true that a quality black spandex g-string never really goes out of style…
This is potentially NSFW, especially the last bit, as it might set your computer monitors on fire from all the flaming fabulosity.
I was also told to mention that Twitch, who was the runner up for this season of So You Think You Can Dance, can be spotted on the far right in the group choreographed section. While I have no idea who this is because I don’t watch that show, I would imagine I should let you all know so we can all share in a fun little pop culture reference tie-in. On to the video!!
Which is pretty fierce, flawless and fabulous. I would imagine this is what gay heaven would be like, where dancing would be the preferred mode of transportation, ecstasy pills would be as readily available as venereal diseases in West Hollywood and clothing is neither desired NOR required!
Gays love to be famous. When they are not famous they like to pretend that they are by creating fake magazine covers and plastering them all over Myspace to give off the illusion that they could be. “See! I’m totally hot and stylish enough to be on the cover of Vogue or Cosmo!” Gayest Ever.
Matthew Mitcham, the Aussie swimmer who will be going for the gold in Beijing (he can go for my gold all night long…I don’t know what the means) loves MANGOS (very gay) and has a tongue ring (gayest ever). The Advocate just did a little feature on him with more hot photos that will probably make you ‘man pregnant’ just by looking at them.
Those darn Russians are so provacative, so perverse. Who would have thought to put a picture of an old man on the cover of GQ in drag to look like Madonna. I can’t believe they…wait, what? Oh, sorry…doesn’t Madonna look great!!
