Bear 1: “Oooh yeah rub that Contra cartridge on my chest…”
Bear 2: “Mmm slap me with that Zelda, slap it, now tickle my scrotum with the R.C. Pro-AM…”
Bear 1: “Yeahhh suck on that controller…B, A, Select, Start!!”
Bear 2: “Oh yeah now Zap me with your Zapper, Zap harder…”
I can’t type this anymore. I feel dirty. And I want to play video games.
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this makes me feel uncomfortable
Hey, and that’s one of those original grey Zappers from before they had to make them all orange. Nice.
(Fiddle with his joystick a little! Oh, yeah! Get a high score!)
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