GayestEver.com :: 2008

Gayest NY Ass That Famous People Get Photographed With Ever

July 31, 2008 • bars/clubs, celebrities, photos, random, websites • Comments

Move over JLO, there’s a new ass in town!! Paparazzi all over town are going crazy for this gay ass and who can blame them? It’s little, cute, white and gay…reminds me of Mr. Katie Holmes for some reason. Even has its own myspace page and website. Take a look. Beware, it’s a little cheeky!!

His Myspace. His Website.

Popularity: unranked [?]

Gayest Dirty “Cowboy” Ever

July 30, 2008 • photos, random • Comments

“I was so disappointed” says A.J. from the Backstreet Boys, regarding his failure to win the role of Jack in “Brokeback Mountain”. As seen in this still from his audition tape, the producers simply decided to go in another direction.

Popularity: 5% [?]

Gayest Ad For A Cycling Club Ever

July 30, 2008 • advertisements, comedy, photos, sports, websites • Comments

We totally stole…er…I mean aggregated this from one of our new favorite uber gay blogs, eMackinations. Totally ignoring the fact he hasn’t added us to his blogroll yet, I like this crazy Aussie named Johnny. His site is totally random (porno photos of beefy gay action figures), cruel towards those deserving, has frequent themed posts of hot guys (like Furlicious) and he has good (read gayest ever) taste in music. He also likes to sprinkle in occasional shirtless pics of himself just chillin’ in his yard and let’s not forget about his big black cock.

Popularity: 15% [?]

Gayest Meth Addicts Ever

July 29, 2008 • Fashion, comedy, photos, random • Comments

This picture doesn’t make much sense. A super cute couple in horrible clothes sniffing each other? But then it all makes sense when you realize there’s crystal meth under her cap, he has no teeth and she’s smiling because she’s about to skin him alive and sell his hide for more meth!! Awwww…true love, HAPPY TUESDAY!!

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Gayest Look Into The Internet Past Ever

July 29, 2008 • comedy, random, websites • Comments

I wonder what ever happened to that Ellen gal? I hope they let her come out! Those evil Nazi Disney bastards!

This 1996 version of GLAAD’s homepage was found using the Wayback Machine and also featured a ‘Call To Action’ against an offensive T.J. Maxx commercial:

T.J. Maxx Is Offensive to the Max
In a commercial for T.J. Maxx that ran nationally this week, an effeminate fashion designer in a caftan was hysterically enflamed over the company’s low prices, perpetuating a worn-out and denigrating stereotype about gay men. Whining that “this T.J. Maxx thing” is ruining business for his “gorgeous creations,” the designer throws a fit while his less effeminate assistant tries to calm him. The assistant condescends to him in a weary voice because, like a pouting child, the designer is incapable of caring for himself. After the assistant tries to reassure him that he’s “still the golden boy,” the designer throws a hand to his head, pronouncing, “It’s official-I have a migraine.”

I REALLY want to see this commercial! Anybody that finds it online wins a BIG GAY PRIZE!! UPDATE: I FOUND IT. NO PRIZE FOR YOU. I guess it’s all coming around though as it looks like T.J. Maxx is now courting the gay dollar.

Popularity: unranked [?]

Gayest BMX Woodland Creatures Performing Tricks in Slow-Motion

July 28, 2008 • Music, bands, random, video • Comments

This song could either be the sexiest song ever or the creepiest stalker song ever. Either way, the latest from UK weirdos Bat For Lashes is equal parts eerie, slinky and gay in the sense that these BMX guys are wearing animal masks whilst poppin’ wheelies in the middle of the forest.

I’m pretty sure that’s some sort of zany fetish but I’m much too lazy to google it right now. Any takers?

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